<p>I'm enjoying this.</p>
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Bob Stinson, you scored 2400 on the SATs as a sophomore, and won the National Math Contest! Harvard is the only place where you'll ever learn what it's like to feel inadequate!
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Preethi Jafree, you have won the state robotics championship three years running, and you can kick all kinds of butt in World of Warcraft. Now let MIT take you to the next level, and we have guys who might actually like you, too!"
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