CC Funniest Contest

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<p>I am hosting a CC Funniest Whatever Contest. What you're supposed to do is give me a link to a really funny joke, picture, whatever. Just keep it a little appropriate (I don't need to see pictures of naked people, b/c it's not funny) please. Or if you're really funny, then you can tell a story or joke yourself. The winner which I will announce after I get enough entries, will receive a prize. And no, it's not a gmail invite, though I could include one if the winner wants one in addition to the prize. Sound good?? Well, let's get started.</p>

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<p>[Owned![/url</a>]</p>

<p>[url=<a href="http://www.rpgsource.net/gallery/owned.jpg%5DOwned%5B/url"&gt;http://www.rpgsource.net/gallery/owned.jpg]Owned[/url&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p>

<p>[url=<a href="http://www.happychicken.org/Funny/img3fadfda21121e.jpg%5DFor"&gt;http://www.happychicken.org/Funny/img3fadfda21121e.jpg]For&lt;/a> the Counter-strikers](<a href="http://www.planetunreal.com/expectations/pwned.jpg%5DOwned!%5B/url"&gt;http://www.planetunreal.com/expectations/pwned.jpg)&lt;/p>

<p>[Loser[/url</a>]</p>

<p>[url=<a href="http://yuden.free.fr/Images/owned.jpg%5DBaby%5B/url"&gt;http://yuden.free.fr/Images/owned.jpg]Baby[/url&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p>

<p>[url=<a href="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2003/BabyPunch.jpg%5DClassic"&gt;http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2003/BabyPunch.jpg]Classic&lt;/a> Hillary Clinton](<a href="http://www3.honda-perf.org/community/members/blackhatchlu2/owned.jpg%5DLoser%5B/url"&gt;http://www3.honda-perf.org/community/members/blackhatchlu2/owned.jpg)&lt;/p>

<p>The</a> bottom Line HAHA</p>

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<p>So a baby seal walks into a club...</p>

<p>I had this dream last night that I was a muffler, when I woke this morning, I was exhausted...</p>

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<p>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</p>

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<p>so far, ameechee is in the lead although that Baby picture is highly disturbing. maybe that's just me.</p>

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<p>he or she is only in the lead cuz..no offense guys..the other things were totally corny...and yes i'll say something corny too hehe</p>

<p>someone told me this once but i love it hehe</p>

<p>where does bad light go? </p>

<p>to the prism</p>

<p>two atoms are walkin along the street towards each other. they run into each other and the first one says "are you okay?". the second one answers "no, i lost an electron." the first one is worried and asks "are you sure?". the second one says "i'm positive". </p>

<p>what you call cheese thats not yours?</p>

<p>na chyo cheese</p>

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<p>hey--the joke about the atoms walking on the street--my chemistry teacher told us that exact one!! lalalala...</p>

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<p>photoshop. phriday. period.</p>

<p>observe:
inspirational posters: <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1669%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1669&lt;/a>
unlikely movie prequels: <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2394%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2394&lt;/a>
political cartoons: <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1985&p=2%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1985&p=2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>More from me:</p>

<p>Damn</a> immigrants</p>

<p>I</a> hate sumo wrestlers</p>

<p>Looks</a> like somebody from school</p>

<p>Hot</a> grandma</p>

<p>Aspire</a> to be like him</p>

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<p>alright, you know what?? I shouldn't have started this thread. What people think are funny are freakin me out. no offense... :eek:</p>

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<p>SPAMUSEMENT.</p>

<p><a href="http://spamusement.com/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://spamusement.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>that is all.</p>

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<p>why did the chicken cross the road???????</p>

<p>A) To get to the other side
B) Not the right answer
C) Not the right answer
D) Not the right answer
E) Not the right answer</p>

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<p><a href="http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/fatkins1.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/fatkins1.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p><a href="http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/date.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/date.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>this is funny hehe..</p>

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<p>ahhhhh atkins needs to die right now
hello, there's a reason that practically everything that's good for you contains carbs!</p>

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<p>somethingawful dot com</p>

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<p>did you know that there is a <a href="http://www.com??%5B/url%5D"&gt;www.com??&lt;/a> pretty boring, though...</p>

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<p>:p (i gotta see if the damn smilies work)</p>

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<p>woo hoo !</p>

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<p>I wish I had it all.</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/&lt;/a>
<a href="http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=funnymtd&head=1&thread_id=50468%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=funnymtd&head=1&thread_id=50468&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>