<p>Back when I used to post here regularly (oh, I'm back), many people considered me to be among the funniest here. There are actual threads to back this up, but I'm far too humble (read: lazy) to actually try to prove this. </p>
<p>Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?</p>
<p>Because there're twenty of them.</p>
<p>In all honesty, I heard that one from the most amazingly funny subway bum ever. He told Michael Jackson jokes for change, and to this day, he's the only subway beggar person I've ever given money to.</p>