<p>coqui sounds like simon cowell, lol.</p>
<p>OMG, this is sooooooooooooo gonna burst your pants/head off:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.frenzy.com/%7Ejester/racecar.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.frenzy.com/~jester/racecar.html</a></p>
<p>:D hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!</p>
<p>Aight you boring kids, step aside. </p>
<p>Joke of the Day!</p>
<p>There once was a fob from korea. he moved to the U.S. and badly needed a job, so he decided to work at his local Office Max. As it turns out, he was utterly incompetent in everything he did. he dropped discs, he fumbled around paper, and was usually late everyday. In frustration, the manager stopped him and told him to just work with the supplies. the fob thinks for a second and says, "OK."</p>
<p>The next day, the manager walks in and the fob is nowhere in sight. as he's walking down the aisle, someone jumps out and yells, "SUPPLIES!"</p>
<p><a href="http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com%5B/url%5D">www.badgerbadgerbadger.com</a></p>
<p>Mine's was not boring. You're just old.</p>
<p>this one is inappropriate but eh, whatev. DO NOT FLAME ME. This is a warning dont read it if u dont want to. </p>
<p>an old lady died and went to heaven. she was just about go in when she hears this bloodcurdling sscream from inside heaven.
"St. Peter, what was taht?" she asks
"Oh the new souls need holes in their heads for their halos," he replies.
the woman accepts this and is just about enter heaven again when she hears another scream.
"peter, what was that" she asks
"the souls are getting their backs drilled with holes for their wings." he replies</p>
<p>the lady thinks about this for a second, then gets out of line and starts walking towards the Stairway to Hell. St. Peter yells,
"Don't! You'll get raped and sodomized in hell!"
the woman thinks about this for a second and says,
"don't worry, i got holes for that already."</p>
<p>edit; Punkette that wasn't aimed at u specifically, but i passed the test by the way...</p>
<p>The badger.com thing is scary. Does the thing keep repeating its self or what?</p>
<p>how did u pass the test??? woah...</p>
<p>hahaha i passed the test too.</p>
<p>MUSHROOM MUSHROOM</p>
<p>I'm never going to eat or go anywhere near mushrooms and badgers again. <em>shivers</em></p>
<p>aw, that's a shame. badger is tastes quite scrumptious and delectable. j/k, i know what you meant :D</p>
<p>Oh sorry--I meant the "never gonna eat..." part to mushrooms... <em>double shivers</em> :eek:</p>
<p>I AM SOOOOOO FREAKED OUT. so, who likes pecans?</p>
<p><a href="http://maddox.xmission.com%5B/url%5D">http://maddox.xmission.com</a> </p>
<p>funny stuff right there</p>
<p>I Love The Badger Site! I Found Out About It Like 2 Years Ago, And I Love It! Wo0t!</p>
<p>maddox may be the biggest collection of suck ever.</p>
<p>i second that motion</p>
<p>Eat my shorts now.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com%5B/url%5D">http://www.homestarrunner.com</a>
<a href="http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html</a></p>
<p>The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists .. </p>
<p>Two men and a woman.</p>
<p>For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said," You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."</p>
<p>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."</p>
<p>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."</p>
<p>why must you people torture me? yes, i may be like simon cowell, but it doesnt excuse the fact that i still havent seen anything funny:(</p>
<p>but really, i'm waiting for SOMETHING...</p>
<p>i passed the racecar test btw</p>