<p>lol, i said you had masochistic tendencies because despite your 394028402348 posts on how much everyone else is unworthy, you still return to the thread repeatedly to further pain your oh-so-refined sense of humor. XD</p>
<p>i hope this thread can finally die with what miniscule traces of dignity that still remain...</p>
<p><em>sigh</em> yeah i enjoy S&M...so...jealous? anyway, like i said before and you just mentioned, this thread should die. and i'm pulling out my lighter now...</p>
<p>pwned.nl is funny</p>
<p>YOU.ARE.SUPPOSED.TO.LET. IT. DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. </p>
<p>AIEEEEEEEEEEE.</p>
<p>ahem. proceed with dying, thread, proceed with dying...</p>
<p>ok this is comopletely out of context... what happened?</p>
<p>well, paris23 ended the contest after coqui went to the trouble of scoffing at every entry, i guess. it just got really boring... what's pwn.nl?</p>
<p>dammit people!!! thats it, now we're all going down with it...<em>thread starts burning in depths of hell</em></p>
<p>aaaawwww... poor thread.... (just had to say that)</p>
<p>it can die now. buh-bye thread!</p>
<p>haha...i mean...ahhhhhhhh...die....maybe a moderator will kill it...oh moderators, c'mere...</p>
<p>yoooo hoooo.... moderators...... where are you???? come out come out wherever you are..... yoooo hoooo....</p>
<p>ok..question...what does pwned mean??? I know I know...spare me the insults and quizzical looks and stuff....I have no common sense..get over it...:-)</p>
<p>courtesy of urbandictionary:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>pwn
PWN (verb)</p></li>
<li><p>An act of dominating an opponent.</p></li>
<li><p>Great, ingenious; applied to methods and objects.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Originally dates back to the days of WarCraft, when a map designer mispelled "Own" as "Pwn". What was originally supose to be "player has been owned." was "player has been pwned".</p>
<p>Pwn eventually grew from there and is now used throughout the online world, especially in online games.
1. "I pwn these guys on battlenet"</p>
<ol>
<li>"This strategy pwns!" or "This game pwn."</li>
</ol>
<p>lol, ilovetocamp pwn.nl is hilarious, or at least what i understood of it, never having played cs...but is it just me or is he mispronouncing pwned?</p>
<p>stupid @#%&$* god @&<em>$(&&)&</em>( i'm gonna &$(&#(*$#&</p>
<p>This thread is like the one cockroach that survives 244 hiroshimas...why won't it die? besides the fact that i keep posting of course.</p>
<p>ok ok. its official. no more posts. ever.</p>
<p>I AM BACK.</p>
<p>This thread will NEVER die. I want to see more jokes.</p>
<p>KNOCK KNOCK</p>
<p>Who's there?</p>
<p>whinney thup</p>
<p>....!</p>
<p>For some goddawful reason I can't stop laughing everytime I look at it. My friends and I find something else wrong with the picture every time we look at it. Whether it is the plastic leggwarmers, the giant eyebrows, the inability to decide whether it is male or female, or the fact that it looks like a hotel convention room.</p>
<p>This one cracks me up too: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=107910%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=107910</a></p>
<p>And this does too: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=132592%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=132592</a></p>
<p>Only a few more (this one is cute and funny): <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=25445%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=25445</a></p>
<p>Funniest bit of TV ever!: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=23266%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=23266</a></p>
<p>Couple more funny pics (college-related): <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=113150%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=113150</a></p>
<p>Hate doing your laundry as much as I do?: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=95983%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=95983</a></p>
<p>Solve any problem with this mofo: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=118039%5B/url%5D">http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=118039</a></p>
<p>i cant believe it. it's back...</p>
<p>i'm gonna have to say NO everything posted so far, except the "Funniest bit of TV ever" clip. too bad i had seen it like two years ago because conan is awesome. but at least Illini posted one funny thing.</p>
<p>Back when I used to post here regularly (oh, I'm back), many people considered me to be among the funniest here. There are actual threads to back this up, but I'm far too humble (read: lazy) to actually try to prove this. </p>
<p>Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?</p>
<p>Because there're twenty of them.</p>
<p>In all honesty, I heard that one from the most amazingly funny subway bum ever. He told Michael Jackson jokes for change, and to this day, he's the only subway beggar person I've ever given money to.</p>
<p>One funny thing?! Oh sad. I try. When I get some more stuff I'll get it here ASAP.</p>