How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to make the martinis and the other to call the electrician.
How many Yale students does it take to change a light bulb?
None, New Haven looks better in the dark.
How many U Penn students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he’ll get 6 credits for it.
How many Brown students does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience.
How many Columbia students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bull’s right not to change, and twenty to stage a counter protest.
How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Hanover doesn’t have electricity
How many Cornell students does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the light bulb and the other to crack under the pressure.
How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him.