Chance me for HYPSM

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Hello, I will be applying to HYPSM schools for RD. Please comment on my prospect :)</p>

<p>SAT I (breakdown): 2400 (single sitting)
ACT:36 (single sitting)
SAT II:800 Math I, 800 Math II, 800 Chemistry, 800 US History, 800 Biology M, 800 Korean w/Listening
Unweighted GPA (out of 4.0):4.0
Rank (percentile if rank is unavailable):1/250 (very large magnet school)
AP (place score in parenthesis):14 APs, all 5s
IB (place score in parenthesis): 45/45
Senior Year Course Load: 6 Aps, 4 IB subjects
Major Awards (USAMO, Intel etc.): Siemens Science Fair 1st Place, Intel Finalist, IMO Gold Medal, ICO Gold Medal, IBO Gold Medal, Harvard Model UN Top Speaker, Yale Model Congress Top Speaker, McArthur Genius Grant, Pulitzer Prize nomination, Fields Medal, Nobel Prize co-nomination with my advisor at MIT
Extracurriculars (place leadership in parenthesis): Columnist for New Yorker Magazine, Debate Team Captain, Model UN Team Captain, Basketball State Championship Team Captain (scouted by Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers), Soccer Team Captain (Spent summer training at La Masia with FC Barcelona), Hockey Team Captain (training with Vancouver Canucks next summer), Math Team Captain, Biology Club President, Chemistry Club President, Amnesty International Regional Director, Greenpeace State Vice President of Operations, Worked as an aide to Senator Edward Kennedy for two years prior to his death, MIT Blackjack Team (donated winnings to amputee children with AIDS in Mongolia)
Job/Work Experience: Microsoft Internship (3000 hours), Lockheed Martin Internship (1000 hours), Google Internship (2000 hours), McKinsey and Company Internship (500 Hours), Goldman Sachs (700 hours), White House (300 hours), NASA (750 hours), cured Ebola at Harvard Medical School (but that’s no big deal, it’s not AIDS or Cancer or anything).
Volunteer/Community service: 4000+ hours with Amnesty International and the Red Cross, saving lives in Libya, Syria, and Afghanistan. Assistant Mayor of New York City. Dean of Harvard Medical School.
Summer Activities: TASP 2010 @ Cornell, Shad Valley Program, Harvard Summer School, EPGY at Stanford, Research at MIT on Quantum String Theory (7 papers published)
Essays: Wrote one about my pilgrimage in the Himalayas with his holiness the Dalai Lama and the other about how I personally had to run the Clinton-Bush fund for Haiti.
Teacher Recommendation: Awesome.
Counselor Rec: Awesome.
Additional Rec: Awesome.
Interview: Awesome.
State (if domestic applicant): Maine
Country (if international applicant): USA
School Type: Public Magnet
Ethnicity: Quarter Mexican, Quarter Puerto Rican, Quarter Native Hawaiian, Quarter African American
Gender:Male
Income Bracket:<10 000
Hooks (URM, first generation college, etc.):URM, First Generation, Survivor of War in Yugoslavia, Fabulously gay</p>

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<p>What you did there
I see it</p>

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<p>Pretty good chances. However, HYPSM is a crapshoot for ANYONE. I do see some weaknesses, especially in your test scores and your science EC’s. I think you might get into at least one school.</p>

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<p>eeeh. get some safeties.</p>

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<p>Your chances are so high that you should be applying to the prestigious HYPS joint Mars satellite campus programs!</p>

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<p>Nobel Prize co-nomination with my advisor at MIT??? what the hell??? Can you explain that better… amazing.</p>

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<p>Tiago, if you haven’t already noticed, these stats are facetious. In other words, it’s a ■■■■■ post.</p>

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<p>it’s a funny ■■■■■ post</p>

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<p>^ It’s kind of unoriginal, in my opinion. I’ve seen at least two posts just like this one before.</p>

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<p>The best one I’ve seen!!! Ahahaha this is hilarious. I’m currently looking for serious ones that are similar to this just to tell the people that they won’t get in :slight_smile: . Also the survivor of war is a very nice touch. Hahaha</p>

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<p>This mock is overdone and, frankly, not funny.</p>

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<p>i guess you have to be a CC newby to appreciate it</p>