Chance me for the National Honor Society! (I cook curry for the President of the United States!)

<p>I'm trying to get into the National Honor Society at my school. but I fear the dreadfully low acceptance rate. </p>

<p>I have average grades, average test scores, average teacher recommendations, average strength, average height, average girlfriend, and an average personality, but I have interesting, developed, amazing, outstanding, unique, passionate EC's. </p>

<p>I cook curry for the POTUS (he never comes to my house to eat it, though, probably because he has no idea I make it for him) and I invented a new Indian language. I also practice my instrument (a classical Indian instrument called the veena) and currently serve as the President of the SWAG club (Swaggy Worms of Arizona Group). I like to collect posters of basketball players -- I only have two right now because I threw away all of the others because they became so old and sticky that parts of the wall peeled off. Also, I like to dress up like Gandhi and play music on my boombox because that man has swag. My greatest EC is probably my shower singing. I have garnered many prestigious awards from my shampoo bottles and soap bars, all of which have formed my dedicated audience over the years. Better than Carnegie Hall, huh?</p>

<p>I have also gone to the park to play basketball with my friends a lot since my early youth and I enjoy the park so much so that I would like to apply to Park University in Parkville, Missouri, as well as the National Honor Society at my school. </p>

<p>Chance me for both! Will chance back! :)</p>

<p>This entire thread from the section it was posted in to the title and main body is a complete train wreck. </p>

<p>OP Y U DO DIS¿?¿?</p>

<p>You are the only person on this board getting into college</p>