Chance me!!!! MAJOR IVYS!!!

<p>Ok guys. I have some really stats...but I'm not that great of a test taker :( Forewarning you!!!
I think the best thing going for is that I'm half ukranian and half native american. We are a dying race!!!!
-SAT 1340
-ACT zero (I didn't take it :()
-GPA 4.0
-AP Classes; English- I got a two but know that some colleges take it!
-EC's- Go ESU MARCHING BAND!!!!!! I played the congas (I think this will help my chances at Howard!)
-teacher recs; I got a rec from the drug and alcoholic crisis counselor! He really really liked me :) Talks about how dedicated I was to quitting. I've overcome a lot :( #highonlife
-my essay was ok. I talked about my tribe, the Sioux. hahahaha Sioux me!!!!
-class rank 755 out of 756 (could've been worse)
-my hook is that I wrote a book about the free market enterprise but you won't find it anywhere cause it was banned :((( especially in Russia! Man, they don't like capitalism or me!!!! </p>

<p>COLLEGE IM APPLYING TO
-Duke
-UMich
-NYU
-Cornell
-Harvard
-DeVry
-Yale
-Howard
-Smith
-Princeton
-MIT
-UCLA
-UCB
-Rutgers
-University of Phoenix
-Lincoln Tech
-Star Academy
-I might just a year off to reflect on the systemization of my race :( Andrew Jackson really does suck guys. </p>

<p>Thanks so much for your help! I really appreciate it.</p>