CHANCE ME PLZ IM NERVOUS

UC GPA: 2.65
ACT: 22
My mother wrote my UC essays, and they were rather good.
Pretty boring life, not a lot of extracurriculars, but I gave a homeless guy a sausage mcgriddle one time.
UCI is my dream school, please tell me if I should get my hopes up or not.

You have 0 chance of getting in

Lmao

You have got to be joking.