Chance Me!!!!!@!

Colleges and Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>OMG GUYTHS I WANT 2 GO 2 HARVARD!
CHANCE ME! CHANCE ME! CHANCE ME! </p>

<p>HERE ARE MY STATS:!:</p>

<p>SATS I (TOOK THEM ONCE) : 800 M, 800 V, 800 W
SATS II (TOOK THEM ALL): 800s on ALL of them!
ACT (36 COMPOSITE!!!) w/ WRITING!</p>

<p>Captain of varsity baseball
Captain of varsity basketball
Captain of varsity whatchamacallitball
I REALLY KNOW HOW TO THROW BALLS AROUND!!@!</p>

<p>APS:
AP BIOLOGY: 5, AP CHEMISTRY: 5, AP PHYSICS C: 5, AP ENGLISH LIT & LANG: and 5, AP ECON: 5, AP CALC BC: 5, AP COMP AB: 5, AP SPAN LIT & LANG: 5 and 5, AP EURO: 5, AP US H: 5, AP WORLD: 5, AP LATIN: 5, AP FRENCH LANG & LIT: 5, AP ART: 5</p>

<p>ECS: I am an actual artist living in Italy. My name is Van Gogh.</p>

<p>I am also a scientist, my name is Leonardo Da Vinci (I lied above^^)</p>

<p>I have won 20 nobel peace prizes. </p>

<p>I work at a restaurant down the street.</p>

<p>I won all the science awards you can ever win.</p>

<p>I won my school's science fair competition.</p>

<p>I won the nation's national geography bee.</p>

<p>I won the nation's spelling bee.</p>

<p>I know every computer programming language ever invented.</p>

<p>I invented the internet.</p>

<p>I started all the clubs at my school.</p>

<p>My GPA is 6.20 and my weighted GPA is 720.23231111200001200314561</p>

<p>I go to a private, religiously affiliated school.</p>

<p>My dad is the president of the united states of america.</p>

<p>I wrote my own book, and its published.</p>

<p>I am a critically acclaimed writer.</p>

<p>I was featured in the New York Times and I have appeared numerous times on TV.</p>

<p>I am an actor, and I am on the tv show "HEROES." I am not actually a hero in real life, but I'd like to be.</p>

<p>My major is ENGLISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BUSINESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HISTORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>I am the richest person in the entire universe.</p>

<p>CHANCE ME!</p>

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<p>Dude...I get the parody part, but are you totally anti-Harvard or something?</p>

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<p>yes ..........</p>

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<p>Ah, I get it now. May I enquire why?</p>

<p>And how about you set the record straight at the other chances post you replied to? I think you will just frighten the OP if he/she reads your reply.</p>

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<p>You'll probably get rejected.</p>

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<p>I know vesalvay, he's totally going to get rejected. Doesn't he KNOW Harvard rejects half their 2400s and valedictorians?</p>

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<p>Someone's bitter.</p>

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<p>half vals? It's gotta be way higher than that.</p>

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<p>"My dad is the president of the united states of america."</p>

<p>rejected</p>

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<p>^ my sentiments exactly.lol</p>

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<p>im not sure, i mean you didn’t find the cure for cancer or AIDS so I give you a 20 percent chance</p>

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<p>This is lame.</p>

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<p>Dude, you are ■■■■■■■■.</p>

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<p>Lololol
dude your going to get rejected so hard
your too perfect
this is hilarious
love it.</p>

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<p>A 2400/36 and the triple figure WGPA is gonna hurt, u’ll be rejected. nd I agree with saints2009</p>

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<p>Rejection because you miserably fail at your futile attempt at humor.</p>