Chance meee for YALE!

<p>I really want to go to Yale.</p>

<p>I am a girl and my parents are Yugoslavian. My grandfather is Chinese but he decided to move from the United States to Spain, then to Czechoslovakia, then to Hungary, then back to the United States, then to Yugoslavia, then he went to the United States again, but went back to Czechoslovakia and then was taken to prison in Yugoslavia where he impregnated his cell mate who is my mother, who married a man in a nearby village twenty years later, where they made a raft out of logs, grass, and love and came to the United States the end.</p>

<p>-Unweighted GPA: 3.998.</p>

<p>-APs: AP Bio (4... :( ), AP China (5...), AP Language and Comp (5), AP US Gov (3...my teacher died), AP Calc (4), going to take AP Literature and AP Psych. My AP Lit teacher doesn't like Yale, but you never know...he might die too</p>

<p>-Class Rank: 5/247. I hope Yale understands that my school is very competitive and I have had to fight for this ranking</p>

<p>-SAT: 2280. I want to vomit on my cat :'(</p>

<p>-ACT: 33. My calculator broke halfway through the English section and that was the day that I returned from a week in Japan so I could not speak Engrish. Also, I cried. It was really hard. I hate the ACT more than words can express. It's so hard and really, really difficult. And it sucks. I just really hate the ACT so much. But the ACT cannot rip out my heart again unless I decide to take it again in February in the case that my bet with my Asian friend still stands. But I guess my ACT score is okay, if you like 33's. I think Yale does</p>

<p>-Languages: I am fluent in English, Japanese, Latin, and China.</p>

<p>-ECs:
Student Body President and Vice President (what can I say, my school loves me) (1st year)
Student Council President
Theater Crew Captain
Debate Tribe President
Track and Field Captain (2 years)
I travel to Japan on a monthly basis
I created the Quantum Mechanics Club in my school and named myself president and vice president (I think Yale will like my initiative), but as of now we only have four members. I have planned a heavily-advertised campaign to launch next week to recruit 200 people in my school to join my club so it can be the best club ever. This is for you, Yale.
Robotics Team Manager
Editor of school paper (3 yrs)</p>

<p>-Essays: people tell me my essays are really good</p>

<p>-Famous People I know: Barack Obama, Chamillionaire, Ben Bernanke, Ayumi Hamasaki, Victoria Secret (haha lmao jk), and JK Rowling.</p>

<p>You are fluent in China? Yale would never accept a person who makes that mistake. Try again later my magic 8-ball says!</p>

<p>I don’t think you’re that competitive, tbh. But try to get a male interviewee and set him up to bang Miranda Kerr (if you really know the VS angels). Then you’d be a shoo in.</p>

<p>man, this is not even a good mock.</p>

<p>You chinra? U liek rice? Nihao</p>

<p>You have some chance, but not that high; good luck regardless.</p>

<p>Chance me back?
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<p>At least this ■■■■■ made me chuckle somewhat. But still, smh.</p>