<p>Ok, a hook would be this: 1) I'm not a dumbass (or at least that's what I think- after all I might be a complete retard and not be conscious of it lol)</p>
<p>2) I play rugby, and in a year if I work really hard at it it's possible that I compete at national level! (in Switzerland)</p>
<p>3) I'm taking the IB</p>
<p>4) I'm not doing any sciences for the IB apart from maths (I'm not a science person)</p>
<p>5) My mommy says I'm cool</p>