Chances for "hidden-Ivies"?

<p>I don’t think the minority part will help- Asians and Caucasians are both overrepresented.
Swarthmore-no chance. They are very unforgiving.
Reed-reach, but you may get lucky because they are hippies and therefore dislike the SAT, your biggest weakness.
U Chicago- This one’s weird because your SATs don’t match up well against them, but they value the essay much more than anything else, and you’re clearly an awesome writer. Still a reach.
Hopkins- Little to no chance-SATs and stuff are weak for them, and they have an abundance of Asian and white males.
NYU- lower reach- all scores in range, but not stacking up too well against them.
Vassar- I think this is more realistic-math 75th percentile, writing 25th, and CR 20th or so, but they want guys.</p>