<p>Howdy Comrades, my name is Winston Alfred "Big Money" Billingsworth from Upstate New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college with these most incompetent grade and terrible credentials. Some schools I've been thinking about applying to are Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Stanford, U-Penn, MIT, Caltech and Arkansas-Pine Bluff. Please chance me for these. Cheers!</p>
<p>Here it goes: (plz dont be too harsh)
Objective:</p>
<pre><code>* ACT:36 (retook 14 times)
* SAT I (Superscore): Math 800, CR 800, CW 800 (retook 6 times)
* SAT II: 800 (Math II); 800(Chemistry); 800 (Biology); 800 (World History);800(Swahili)
* Unweighted GPA (out of 4.0): 4.0; Weighted (5.0)
* Rank: 1/420
* AP (place score in parenthesis): All of them (5)
* Senior Year Course Load: Study Hall (I finished all the possible classes my school offered by Junior Year)
* Major Awards (USAMO, Intel etc.): See Detailed List Below
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<p>Subjective:</p>
<pre><code>* Extracurriculars (place leadership in parenthesis): Everything
* Volunteer/Community service: Around 1,600 hours (Habitat for Humanity, Soup Kitchen)
* Summer Activities: Cured AIDS, NBD
* Essays: eh decent
* Teacher Recommendation: teachers were all ho's
* Counselor Rec: counselor was pretty smokin hot ya feel me?
* Additional Rec: from S.W.
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<p>Other</p>
<pre><code>* State (if domestic applicant): NY
* School Type: Public
* Ethnicity: Asian
* Gender: M
* Income Bracket: >200,000
* Hooks (URM, first generation college, etc.):first generation
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<p>hey she meow</p>
<p>Additional:
Intel Award Finalist, National Merit Finalist, American Math League Champion, Destroyed 4 of Lord Voldemorts Horcruxes (help from most honorable L.W.), Nobel Peace Prize in Video Game Development, 5 star recruit to Harvard Handball team, Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola, Finished Dragon Slayer quest on Runescape wielding just an iron dagger, 10 Olympic Gold Medals in 100m Slalom, Pulzer Prize Winner 2010, had a child and named him Maximus.</p>