Chances? I'm nervous

<p>Here are my stats:</p>

<p>GPA: 400.0
SATs: 2400 (I invented the test)
Class rank: -3</p>

<p>ECs:
Founder of English As a First Language program (EAFLP)
20374 hours logged of community service (in russia) (junior year only)
President of the United States of America
God
Tennis (3rd doubles)</p>

<p>Honors and awards:
Regognized on the national level for inventing cold fusion
Winner of the Noble Peace Prize for my after school "Solve the Middle-East Conflict" (SMEPC) volunteer program
Nominated for leader of the Mock Supreme Ruler of the World summer camp.</p>

<p>I know it's kinda spotty...but if I apply ED and write a good essay, do you think I can make it?</p>

<p>cute =P u are very original =P</p>

<p>actually...noble peace prize is nothing, its a scam, like who's who so u shouldnt put that on ur resume =D</p>

<p>and actually...im god, ur a wannabe, ur fake!</p>

<p>Nope, no chance. I don't think you have "enough ECs" This site is nuts, I need to get off right now!!</p>

<p>Right. ECs are not enough.</p>

<p>And you can't count being POTUS as that is a paid position; that goes under work, not ECs</p>

<p>haha, you have some ridiculously random things in there, like 3rd doubles tennis</p>

<p>hmmm i think you're out of luck, try harvard :)</p>

<p>this is a tired and beat out topic</p>