Chances?

Colleges and Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>Alright, Harvard is my top choice so can you please tell me if I have a chance or not?</p>

<p>GPA: 20.0
Rank: 1/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
AP Scores: English-5 Chemistry-5 Biology-5 Psychology-5 Environmental Sciences-5
U.S. History-5 Euro-5 Calculus AB-5 Calculus BC-5 Physics A-5 Physics B-5
Physics C-5 Physics D-5 Physics E-5 Physics F-5 Rest of the AP tests- 6
SAT II: History-800 Einstein Math-800 Biology-800 Physics-800 Study of rocks-800 Slang-800
SAT: 2500
ACT: 302.4</p>

<p>Fr: President of Newspaper Club, President of Red Cross, Cured stomachaches, Discovered why we take naps when we get tired, State Champion all but 3 sports.
So. Same as freshman, wrote 2 best selling novels and was featured in the NY Times, State Champion in all but 2 sports.
Jr. Same as fr/so, won an emmy for acting irl, recoded the google processor, State Champion in all but 1 sport.
Sr. Same as fr/so/jr, created a new AP class "Theory of akjhksjad", created neon blue ketchup, became a millionaire, shook hands with Obama, State Champion in all sports.</p>

<p>Yes this is a troll post but I'm not surprised if someone out there actually has these stats...</p>

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<p>I would be surprised if someone had these stats. First off, you cannot have a 2500 SAT when the highest attainable score is a 2400. Same goes with the ACT, really how can your score be 8.4x higher then the highest score? How is your GPA 5x higher then the highest UW GPA?</p>

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<p>OMG you’re in.</p>

<p>Don’t feed the ■■■■■.</p>

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<p>Lol guess post #2 doesn’t detect the sarcastic tone of the thread post nor the use of hyperbole.</p>

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<p>Sorry, I don’t think you’ve done enough to get into Harvard. I’d give you a 5% chance of getting in ^.^</p>