<p>Describe 3-4 of Chuck Norris's feats in detail.</p>
<p>Come on guys, this is SO easy.</p>
<p>He was the first westerner to become a black belt in some martial arts.
He was the first person to have a Dodge truck whos transmission did not blow. (Walker Texas Ranger).
He is the oldest Westerner to still make movies advertised on the USA network.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is no global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the sun.</p>
<p>There should be a course called "AP Chuck Norris"</p>
<p>There is - its called Church...</p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not have sex. Sex has HIM!</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is He who comes before Him.</p>
<p>Ivypoison> You are incorrect. According to ancient lore, Chuck Norris=sex.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can tell that a plane crashed just by tasting the dirt near the site. I've seen him do it.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris built the Lighthouse at Alexandria on a 1:1 ratio of his vital organ.
Chuck Norris has built a perpetual energy machine, and has repealed the law of thermodynamics to suit his needs.
Chuck Norris parted the Red Sea, several times.
Chuck Norris the one true god, and he needs no prophet.
Chuck Norris caused the disappearance of Amelia Earheart.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once double-teamed a girl, by himself.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris has 3 bellies, 2 tongues, and 69 *****es</p>
<p>The Bible was originally called "Chuck Norris and Friends."</p>
<p>When 'Walker, Texas Ranger' first aired in Paris, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can run so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it too.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it is butter.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris does pushups, he does not push himself up, but he pushed the earth down.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once took on Steven Seagal, Van Damme, and Mike Tyson all at the same time and won simply by glaring at all of them until they ran away like sissies.</p>
<p>(I apologize in advance to fans of the aforementioned celebrities)</p>
<p>o the chuck norris stuff again.
Chuck Norris doesn't use condiments on food, he simply slices open his arm and seasons with his blood. All condiments are inferior to his own seasoning.</p>
<p>Due to his ability to be everywhere Chuck Norris is the current Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny,Santa, and the only living GIANT lepurchan... all of the originals are currently working at Walmart.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is currently suing Red Bull, Vitawater and any other energy drink as their product are entire composed of his own sweat(stolen as he slept).</p>
<p>I salute C.N.(how lame is this)</p>