<p>This is not a discussion thread, this is for the true believers. If you believe in these words then just retype this phrase I have come up with. Long live Chuck Norris</p>
<p>"Chuck Norris bows to no one."</p>
<p>If Chuck Norris is late, then time better slow the %*@! down.</p>
<p>if at first you dont succeed, you aren't chuck norris.</p>
<p>A hurricane is really Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris definitively killed Schrodinger's cat.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick fatalities went up by 280%.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once had an erection that lasted for 8 hours. There were no survivors.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris had a baby once with a Samarian lady. He named him Jesus.</p>
<p>At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live</p>