<p>Chuck Norris will never die, because both God and Satan are afraid of letting him in.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris invented the orgasm so other people can know what it feels like to be Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once made love to a monkey. The result was King Kong.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter</p>
<p>The reason outer space isn't on Earth is because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris then made him invisible because he didn't say please.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is gellin'</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.</p>
<p>When Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call, Chuck Norris replied with "So, what are you wearing?"</p>
<p>Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris doesn't understand this game.</p>
<p>Untrue. Chuck Norris understands all and if he doesn't he just roundhouse kicks it so that it no longer exists.</p>
<p>**** it. Can't beat em, so I'll join em.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can crip-walk. He's quite the gangbanger.</p>
<p>RBase07, you are not supposed to make up your own crappy ones.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.</p>
<p>What do you think this means.. that asians are not attractive? whenever I hear this one i don't know whether or not I should be offended.</p>
<p>oh... plmok. I didn't know you're just supposed to recite crappy so-called "REAL" ones. I guess I wanted to display my originality and come up with some of my own. This game's stupid. Oh well, I tried...</p>
<p>Contrary to popular belief, "Walker: Texas Ranger" was not Chuck Norris's first choice for a TV show, however, "The Life and Times of Chuck Norris" had simply proven to be too graphic and deadly to viweing audiences.</p>
<p>handicapped signs were invented as a reminder of what can happen if you mess with chuck.
LOL
why is chuck norris so popular?</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.</p>
<p>There are now 4 Horseman of the Apocolypse. Chuck Norris decided to walk</p>
<p>mobius27, you're wrong. This was chuck norris's first tv show. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into transformers and texas walker.</p>