<p>Chuck Norris solved world hunger by eating all the starving people.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris created Pok</p>
<p>A rhombus appears to lean because Chuck Norris kicked the sh-t out of geometry itself.</p>
<p>Once during a routine yoga workout, Chuck Norris decapitated a koala bear.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris's p*nis was formerly known as Excalibur.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris gave a roundhouse kick to plmok before he posted on this thread. Realizing that this would bring much honor to plmok. He also erased the memory of him doing this same deed from every living being in the universe.</p>
<p>who is Chuck Norris?</p>
<p>For all the clueless ones on these threads Chuck Norris was the star and producer of the tv series Walker: Texas Ranger. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/%5B/url%5D">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/</a></p>
<p>OHHHH why didn't anyone ever tell me that? I know who he is</p>
<p>--The leading causes of death in America: 1) Heart disease 2) Chuck Norris 3) Cancer
--Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck, you may only be seconds away from death.
-- Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked her into a glacier.</p>
<p>-- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got it.
-- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-- Chuck Norris is the only person to have gone black and still come back</p>
<p>-- The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
-- When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. (oh how I wish...)
-- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
-- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.</p>
<p>-- Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
-- There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.
-- Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
-- He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris
dies.
-- Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples</p>
<p>By the way, the Chuck Norris jokes were started by a Brown University freshman named Ian Spector, on his website. He orignally centered the implausibly funny jokes around Vin Diesel, before moving on to Chuck Norris (possibly inspired by the fact Conan O'Brien is always doing Norris jokes with his "Walker, Texas Ranger" lever). Norris, 65 years of age, originally didn't "get" the jokes or why they're popular.</p>
<p>i still cant see y they picked chuck norris, wasnt he just another supercop?</p>
<p>"-- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
hahahahahahaha</p>
<p>Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. ;)</p>
<p>The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer</p>
<p>Chuck Norris knows what Forrest Gump said about the war in Vietnam.</p>
<p>Axe Deodorant Spray is made entirely out of Chuck Norris's natural pheromones and a pinch of chili powder.</p>
<p>If anyone says, "F-ck you," to Chuck Norris, he replies, "As you wish," and proceeds.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris farts in an elevator, people thank him.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris,</p>
<p>THREAD CLOSED THANK YOU</p>
<p>NO ONE CAN STOP CHUCK NORRIS!!! In body or in spirit</p>
<p>If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.</p>