<p>Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi</p>
<p>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.</p>
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<p>Chuck Norris once crushed a beer keg against his forehead after drinking all of its contents.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once had to swim for 40 days because Noah couldn't find two of him.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not make threats, he makes predictions.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the f-ck off.</p>
<p>Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.</p>
<p>a blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris's foot. Because of the pure revelation of being in Chuck Norris's presence, his sight was instantly restored. Too bad the first, last, and only thing he ever saw was a fatal roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris's belly button is actually a power outlet.</p>
<p>Harry Potter is not the only one who ever lived . . . Chuck Norris can survive the Avada Kedavra Curse too . . . .</p>
<p>But Snape is still way more awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>what the hell are you talking about, **** Harry ****in' Potter. Chuck Norris for life!!!</p>
<p>Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.</p>
<p>I never said Harry Potter is great . . . I said Severus Snape is great!!!</p>
<p>--Believer of the Severus Snape Is Innocent Brigade</p>
<p>mwbashful18 I don't think Severus is innocent, I agree that he is not evil and that when he killed the headmaster he must have had a reason. There is more to Severus hopefull Jo will tell us in the next book. By the way little plug for MuggleCast</p>
<p>LOL LOL omg this chuck norris stuf is funi LOL wow</p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not need to insert (2) coins to continue.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "an authentic" Merry-Go-Round.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris went on trial, the Court found him innocent, and found itself guilty.</p>