<p>Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick Can Be Witnessed From Outer Space!!!!</p>
<p>Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris didn't lose his virginity, he stalked and hunted it with extreme prejudice.</p>
<p>chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
(sorry if thats a repeat, but after reading 8 pages im a little hazy)</p>
<p>Chuck Norris died last night....of sickle cell anemia.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris let the dogs out.</p>
<p>I always though Chuck Norris jokes were better with Jack Bauer of 24.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is my boyfriend :D</p>
<p>Chuck Norris is in the Randomist Regime</p>
<p>God said "Let there be Light," and the Chuck said, "Say Please."</p>
<p>The ten plagues of Egypt were in fact Chuck Norris' misdeeds when he was touringt through the country.</p>
<p>They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh-t from anybody.</p>