College Confidential's FML

<p>Today, I was looking at FML . com on my iphone during history and bursted out laughing. the next day, the entire county blocked off the site. FML</p>

<p>you live in a communist country?</p>

<p>…you live in Australia?</p>

<p>I’d always assumed that Harvard was full of overachieving snobs, and wasn’t bothered by that fact that I couldn’t possibly get in. Then I visited and met some students. Harvard proved me wrong, and the visit was a complete and utter tease.</p>

<p>i really <3 ■■■.</p>

<p>■■■ is awesome, thankfully I have nothing to add to this thread at the moment though.</p>

<p>people who post on ■■■ are geniuses.</p>

<p>Today, I was thinking about this guy that I was going to hook up with. I thought he was really cute and decided that it was alright that he told me he deff didn’t want a relationship and just wanted some fun because he’d just gotten out of a serious relationship. Two days later, his facebook says he’s in a relationship. ■■■.</p>

<p>Today, I decided to attend my three hour macreconomics final exam 30 minutes late so I can get extra study time because professor said the exam will be done within the 75 minutes. When I arrived, board said 27 minutes left in the test. ■■■.</p>

<p>Today, I have to apply to 40 internships, have yet to start, I’m already late in securing housing for next year, I have an extremely overwhelming amount of work, and I just took a 3 hour nap and now I am on CC.com and Facebook. ■■■.</p>

<p>^Good luck.</p>

<p>For the first time ever I didn’t set the curve on my AP Physics test. ■■■.</p>

<p>Today, ■■■.</p>

<p>Today I woke up and it was Monday, ■■■.</p>

<p>Today I realized I had 20 essays to write for scholarships and 2 job interviews. ■■■</p>

<p>Today, I realized I have over 200 pages of a book to read for an AP Lit meeting in the next ten hours. ■■■</p>

<p>The lining inside my one of my sneakers broke and now I have a painful blister on the side of my big toe. ■■■.</p>

<p>Today, I fell asleep for the first time ever in AP English, only to awaken to the sound of myself flatulating. I wasn’t the only person to hear. ■■■.</p>

<p>CC is my crack on a daily basis, ■■■.</p>

<p>Today, I realised this is the worst week (school-wise) I’ve had for as long as I can remember. Because of a state competition that I only have to attend because I am an officer (my fault yeah), I had to be at school for the bus at 5:45 this morning, which didn’t come until 6:30 am. At the competition I only took two tests and did nothing the rest of the time… but we got home and it was 6:45 pm. Right after that I had a violin lesson, so I didn’t really get home until 8:40 ish. Tomorrow morning I have to be at school for the same thing at 6:00 am, don’t get home until 7, another violin lesson, so don’t get home REALLY until 9:00 pm. Then on Thursday, which is supposed to be early arrival, I have to make up an AP Calculus practise exam at 7:30 am, and make up an in-class English essay after school. Friday I have to wake up early again to make up AP Calculus practise exam part II, and my AP Statistics practise exam after school, all of which were missed during those two days. ■■■.
(I know longer than the typical one.)</p>

<p>Today, I realized that those crazy westboro church people are coming to our school… ■■■</p>