<p>Post yours!</p>
<p>Why should you get a Bachelor of Arts instead of a Bachelor of Science? Because you won't be getting a B.S. degree.</p>
<p>What did the frat boy say to the sororitute?</p>
<p>“Protection, who needs that?”</p>
<p>What did the sororitute say back?</p>
<p>Nothing, the frat boy got her pass-out drunk.</p>
<p>I’m goin to hell for that aren’t I?</p>
<p>^ Yes you are. I’m not saying anything cause CC is already known for being infested with GDIs.</p>
<p>It was just a joke man</p>
<p>I thought y’all were supposed to be fun</p>
<p>Nobody is fun on CC. You have to make your own fun. Actually there are some people who are fun:</p>
<p>DC, Woofles, Alix, Orson (At his own expense), Gotakun, Recharge, Schaden [sort of], Manayy [sort of]</p>
<p>Alright. Just figure every comment on CC that a GDI would say is legit. My bad.</p>
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<p>… It’s all Greek to me.</p>
<p>Couldn’t resist.</p>
<p>I mean come on Jim it’s called “college jokes”! :P</p>
<p>I miss OrsonSwells :(</p>
<p>At least Mr. Swells would have said something totally dark and disturbing, but he would have given us something to chew on.</p>
<p>Bunch of zombies here is all. :(</p>
<p>What do you call a med school student who nearly flunked all of his classes but still managed to graduate, at the bottom of his class?</p>
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<p>lame, I know, but scary? o.0 lol</p>
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<p>I don’t get it. If he didn’t flunk, then he passed…</p>
<p>Manhattan, “that’s the joke”:</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - McBain - Let’s Get Silly!](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo)</p>
<p>Oh. I think I’ll… Pretend to get it.</p>
<p>You know why engineers have no girlfriends by the time they graduate? They’ve become Bachelors of Science. </p>
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<p>Q: What did the English major say to the chemistry major?</p>
<p>A: “Would you like fries with that?”</p>
<p>The rules at a particular university were such that if the professor were not present in the classroom by 15 minutes past the hour, the class was considered a “walk” and the students were free to leave - with no penalties for missing a class.</p>
<p>The rooms were equipped with the type wall clocks that “jumped” ahead each minute, in a very noticeable fashion. As it were, these clocks were also not of the most sophisticated construction. Some enterprising student discovered that if one were to hit the clock with chalkboard erasers, it would cause the clock to “jump” ahead 1 minute.</p>
<p>It became almost daily practice for these students to take target practice at the clock (as it would have it, this particular professor was not the most punctual, and the students considered him severely “absent-minded”). A few well aimed erasers, and lo, 15 minutes were passed, and class dismissed itself.</p>
<p>Well, when the day for the next exam rolled around, the professor strolled into the room, passed out the exams, and told them “You have 1 hour to complete”.</p>
<p>The professor then proceeded to collect the erasers from around the room, gleefully taking aim at the clock. When he had successfully “jumped” the clock forward 1 hour, he closed the class and collected the exam papers.</p>
<p>Life does teach some lessons the hard way.</p>