<p>Andy from the office</p>
<p>Liberty U</p>
<p>Smiling evangelicals.</p>
<p>Haverford</p>
<p>Some obscure LAC.</p>
<p>Wesleyan.</p>
<p>That college you mention you’re going to and everyone asks “where’s that?”</p>
<p>Tufts University</p>
<p>Harvard rejects. (JK)</p>
<p>UC Berkeley</p>
<p>The rice bowl.</p>
<p>University of Maryland</p>
<p>Middle of the road kids </p>
<p>SUNY Stony Brook</p>
<p>Average New Yorkers.</p>
<p>THE Ohio State University</p>
<p>Football fans and a major part of the population of Ohio</p>
<p>Dartmouth College</p>
<p>Weird kids who were smart enough to get into Ivies but too hipster to go to the stereotypical ones. </p>
<p>Florida Atlantic</p>
<p>Kids who like it warm and sunny…and aren’t afraid of getting blown away by hurricanes.</p>
<p>Babson College</p>
<p>Huh?</p>
<p>Notre Dame</p>
<p>Above average party kids</p>
<p>Washington and lee university</p>
<p>Kids who only got into their safety school.</p>
<p>Alabama</p>
<p>Preppy Virginians</p>
<p>University of Virginia</p>
<p>Whoops. Alabama-southern party kids</p>
<p>Preppy smart kids</p>
<p>Washington and lee university again</p>
<p>Kids who only got into their safety school again </p>
<p>Georgetown University</p>
<p>Those people who debate politics at every opportunity. Also they all want to be president.</p>
<p>University of Oregon</p>