<p>Rich, white, elitist kids who couldn’t get into an ivy</p>
<p>Stanford</p>
<p>Smart kids that couldn’t get into Harvard. </p>
<p>Northwestern.</p>
<p>Smart kids in purple(interned with a girl who was going there and she was so proud of the purple. Awesome person.)</p>
<p>Umass Amherst</p>
<p>Where stoners and motivated kids mix to form a college</p>
<p>University of Southern California</p>
<p>California Gurls…</p>
<p>Bob Jones University</p>
<p>The sole college with a B.R.</p>
<p>A Bachelors in Racism</p>
<p>UC Santa Cruz</p>
<p>Hey, at least you were smart enough to get into some UCs.</p>
<p>NYU</p>
<p>I was rejected at all the decent UCs</p>
<p>Yale</p>
<p>Hipsters+Deep Wallets for NYU</p>
<p>Harvard rejects and Latin majors for Yale</p>
<p>Harvey Mudd College</p>
<p>Engineers </p>
<p>Kenyon</p>
<p>Great American Poets
(Robert Lowell, et al.)</p>
<p>University of Richmond</p>
<p>Old Money.</p>
<p>Tulane University</p>
<p>The Meh University </p>
<p>Cornell</p>
<p>suicide school</p>
<p>university of michigan</p>
<p>Decently smart people who probably got accepted into one or two Ivys.</p>
<p>Georgetown.</p>
<p>snooty intellectuals says the biased GW kid</p>
<p>Penn State?</p>
<p>They sure do love their football…</p>
<p>Emory University</p>
<p>Jappy!</p>
<p>UC San Diego</p>
<p>The boring UC</p>
<p>university of illinois - urbana champaign</p>
<p>Where are the smart kids from Illinois that didn’t get into Northwestern and UCHicago go. </p>
<p>Texas A&M</p>