<p>For a bit of fun, oi? College stereotypes* and rivalries are highly amusing. </p>
<p>UChicago: crazy, quirky intellectuals who discuss Nietzsche and/or vector calculus on a regular basis. </p>
<p>Stanford: don't let the casual, winsome demeanor trick you. the kid has a rapier wit underneath those excellent social skills!</p>
<p>Caltech: even more hardcore than MITers. very proud of their techy geekiness. quirky and lovable but can be socially inept.</p>
<p>Brown: Ivy hippies?</p>
<p>Harvard: primary goal is to steal a job at Goldman Sachs.</p>
<p>Princeton: Pretentious yuppies?</p>
<p>But seriously, people keep talking about schools having different characters. I've been looking at too many view books and websites and it's all melded together. So I'm going to use this politically incorrect method to help me differentiate between schools. Of course I know that there are all types of people in every school, but, you know--these stereotypes presumably have some sort of base in truth. </p>
<p>*Dispelling these stereotypes may be equally amusing.</p>