Don’t even consider doing this! Seriously…Don’t. You obviously know it’s dishonest which is why it’s even more scary that you would even consider doing this. You will get caught. It’s not an “if” it’s a “when.” And… do you really want the drag your friend into this? I’m fairly certain that the transcript from your private college has to be an official transcript from the bursar’s office. A college is not going to accept any old piece of paper. Rededicate yourself by attending a community college and get your grades up. Then you can transfer to a four year school. There are no short cuts in life. You’ve made poor choices and now you have to deal with the repercussions.