<p>This entire forum on essays could contain just a few threads with the following titles. Got others to add?</p>
<p>"READ MY ESSAY..."
(and rewrite it for me)</p>
<p>"DEADLINE IN TWO HOURS..."
(I've had 6 months to write it, but just started last night)</p>
<p>"SHOULD I REALLY TALK ABOUT..."
(probably not)</p>
<p>"MY ESSAY IS TOO LONG. HELP..."
(Rambling on <em>is</em> my natural style)</p>
<p>"WRONG COLLEGE NAME IN ESSAY..."
(I should have read it ONE more time)</p>
<p>"ESSAY SENT, DISCOVERED TYPO..."
(ditto)</p>
<p>"IS THIS TOPIC TOO RISKY..."
(Yup)</p>
<p>"I'VE JUST WRITTEN THE BEST ESSAY EVER WRITTEN..."
(another way of saying "please rewrite it for me")</p>