Compare Penn State to Florida State?

They also have several good eateries with fresh oysters that come from the local waters in the gulf. Mmmmmmm.

Football games are epic. Have you seen the Noles uniforms? So much better than boring PSU.

The campus is very nice. It never snows there, but it does get cool sometimes, so you can break out the cool National Champions sweatshirt you bought in the bookstore.

You and your dad could tailgate and have a blast, and he wouldn’t die from frostbite.

Good luck in Tallahassee, my work is done here.