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<p>Old McDonald had a farm. But in 1932, he lost that farm due to the Great Depression. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, being old kindergarten buddies with McDonald, felt pity and decided to promote him to the office seat of Head of Agriculture. Old McDonald then went on to abuse the power in his new position to establish a worldwide chain of food, which would come to be known by his name, McDonalds. Burger King got jealous and decided to beat up Old McDonald for coming up with crappy food that everyone loves. Of course, Wendy’s solution was to whore herself out in order to get ahead. I love Wendy so much that everyday before I sleep, I think about her and</p>

<p>Old McDonald had a farm. But in 1932, he lost that farm due to the Great Depression. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, being old kindergarten buddies with McDonald, felt pity and decided to promote him to the office seat of Head of Agriculture. Old McDonald then went on to abuse the power in his new position to establish a worldwide chain of food, which would come to be known by his name, McDonalds. Burger King got jealous and decided to beat up Old McDonald for coming up with crappy food that everyone loves. Of course, Wendy’s solution was to whore herself out in order to get ahead. I love Wendy so much that everyday before I sleep, I think about her and her big, juicy burgers.</p>

<p>Old McDonald had a farm. But in 1932, he lost that farm due to the Great Depression. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, being old kindergarten buddies with McDonald, felt pity and decided to promote him to the office seat of Head of Agriculture. Old McDonald then went on to abuse the power in his new position to establish a worldwide chain of food, which would come to be known by his name, McDonalds. Burger King got jealous and decided to beat up Old McDonald for coming up with crappy food that everyone loves. Of course, Wendy’s solution was to whore herself out in order to get ahead. I love Wendy so much that everyday before I sleep, I think about her and her big, juicy burgers. When I told this to Whataburger, he was mad that his elementary cooking classmate has stolen his idea. He</p>

<p>Old McDonald had a farm. But in 1932, he lost that farm due to the Great Depression. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, being old kindergarten buddies with McDonald, felt pity and decided to promote him to the office seat of Head of Agriculture. Old McDonald then went on to abuse the power in his new position to establish a worldwide chain of food, which would come to be known by his name, McDonalds. Burger King got jealous and decided to beat up Old McDonald for coming up with crappy food that everyone loves. Of course, Wendy’s solution was to whore herself out in order to get ahead. I love Wendy so much that everyday before I sleep, I think about her and her big, juicy burgers. When I told this to Whataburger, he was mad that his elementary cooking classmate had stolen his idea. He decided to visit his friend Jack, but was unsure what “box” he was in.</p>

<p>Old McDonald had a farm. But in 1932, he lost that farm due to the Great Depression. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, being old kindergarten buddies with McDonald, felt pity and decided to promote him to the office seat of Head of Agriculture. Old McDonald then went on to abuse the power in his new position to establish a worldwide chain of food, which would come to be known by his name, McDonalds. Burger King got jealous and decided to beat up Old McDonald for coming up with crappy food that everyone loves. Of course, Wendy’s solution was to whore herself out in order to get ahead. I love Wendy so much that everyday before I sleep, I think about her and her big, juicy burgers. When I told this to Whataburger, he was mad that his elementary cooking classmate had stolen his idea. He decided to visit his friend Jack, but was unsure what “box” he was in. So Whataburger called Arby, and Arby told him that Jack usually stays in the red box on Mondays and Fridays, hot pink box on Tuesdays, black box with yellow borders on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and blue box with penguins on the weekends. Whataburger thanked Arby and hang up the phone. He called the taxi and told the driver to go to the red box (because of course, it’s Friday).</p>

<p>Old McDonald had a farm. But in 1932, he lost that farm due to the Great Depression. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, being old kindergarten buddies with McDonald, felt pity and decided to promote him to the office seat of Head of Agriculture. Old McDonald then went on to abuse the power in his new position to establish a worldwide chain of food, which would come to be known by his name, McDonalds. Burger King got jealous and decided to beat up Old McDonald for coming up with crappy food that everyone loves. Of course, Wendy’s solution was to whore herself out in order to get ahead. I love Wendy so much that everyday before I sleep, I think about her and her big, juicy burgers. When I told this to Whataburger, he was mad that his elementary cooking classmate had stolen his idea. He decided to visit his friend Jack, but was unsure what “box” he was in. So Whataburger called Arby, and Arby told him that Jack usually stays in the red box on Mondays and Fridays, hot pink box on Tuesdays, black box with yellow borders on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and blue box with penguins on the weekends. Whataburger thanked Arby and hang up the phone. He called the taxi and told the driver to go to the red box (because of course, it’s Friday). Jack</p>

<p>Old McDonald had a farm. But in 1932, he lost that farm due to the Great Depression. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, being old kindergarten buddies with McDonald, felt pity and decided to promote him to the office seat of Head of Agriculture. Old McDonald then went on to abuse the power in his new position to establish a worldwide chain of food, which would come to be known by his name, McDonalds. Burger King got jealous and decided to beat up Old McDonald for coming up with crappy food that everyone loves. Of course, Wendy’s solution was to whore herself out in order to get ahead. I love Wendy so much that everyday before I sleep, I think about her and her big, juicy burgers. When I told this to Whataburger, he was mad that his elementary cooking classmate had stolen his idea. He decided to visit his friend Jack, but was unsure what “box” he was in. So Whataburger called Arby, and Arby told him that Jack usually stays in the red box on Mondays and Fridays, hot pink box on Tuesdays, black box with yellow borders on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and blue box with penguins on the weekends. Whataburger thanked Arby and hang up the phone. He called the taxi and told the driver to go to the red box (because of course, it’s Friday). Jack ate</p>