<p>As many of you probably know, Conan O'Brien attended Harvard (c/o '85). He also gave a commencement speech to the graduating class of 2000. For those who don't watch Late Night, he's pretty much a comic genius.</p>
<p>My favorite thing he ever said was in a graduation speach to Oxford (or maybe Cambridge) "You might be the smartest, most successful students in England, but no matter how hard you work, no matter how hard you try, you will NEVER be an American!"</p>
<p>^^That's why his show is on so late..........Jay Leno gets THE best time slot because he's way more funnier and Conan O'Brien looks like a woman and he's not very funny....Letterman's top ten is funnier and that's not good........
P.S. Bet he tries almay.</p>
<p>^Ooh. Yes that’s true. How very ironic.
Well some have suggested that all this is one long elaborate prank by Zucker to get back at Conan for his Lampoon shennenigans… :P</p>