<p>Confessional Series II</p>
<p>-I don't know any music by people other than Andrea Bocelli who are alive.
-I'd like to be male for a day.
-I want to paint my dorm room burgunday and gold.
-I am a slasher. (not cutter--two different things).
-I would rather be rich than good.
-Lex Luthor is my hero.
-Superman is a dork.
-I read horror even though I can't sleep afterwards.</p>
<p>what's the difference between a slasher and a cutter?</p>
<p>that's what i wanna know</p>
<p>I confess:
-I am repulsed by the sound of people chewing
-I look down on people who have sex in high school
-I am highly individualistic and odd
-Under the right circumstances, I think I could be gay
-I am stuck in a rut in my life and I have no clue how to get out</p>
<ul>
<li>While parking my car at the library on Thursday, I bumped (one of those 3-4 mph bump things) into another car (some giant honkin' SUV). No damage was done (and yes, I thoroughly checked both cars), but I feel really guilty about it.</li>
<li>I am afraid that the girl I want to ask to prom will be asked by her best friend</li>
<li>I think I have some sort of inferiority complex</li>
<li>I really, really, want to change certain parts of me.</li>
<li>Kristina, want to see a movie this friday? </li>
</ul>
<p>It's so much easier to say something like that online, to people who don't even know who Kristina is.</p>
<p>-I'm not friendly or outgoing unless you really know me
-I was born 35 years too late, really (the culture, the music, the people)
-I don't understand why people are so uptight about sex/sexual contact (if it feels good for both people, why the hell not?)
-My hero is Kevin Spacey's character from American Beauty, but I'll probably end up as a corporate whore out of necessity anyways
-I think the vast majority of people I meet are idiots</p>
<p>I confess:</p>
<p>-I think the whole lot of you people suck
-I wish I was 3 inches taller, I'm too broad for my height
-I know I rock way more than the majority of you</p>
<p>I confess:
I like you until you give me a reason not to, and then I find all these things wrong with you without even knowing I'm doing it
I envy people who are skinnier than me
I've only experienced roll on the floor laughing once
I'm scared of everything emo</p>
<p>I confess:
I AM IN LOVE WITH JORDAN CATALANO.</p>
<p>OK, now I am obsessed with Jordan Catalano. He looks just like Jared Leto!</p>
<p>who in the heck is he?</p>
<p>slasher has to do with fandoms. cutter has to do with depression. </p>
<p>think "shipper" for slasher.</p>
<p>oh I see. I thought slashing was like using a knife and cutting was using a razor to cut yourself. I'm obviously out of the loop</p>
<p>Jared Leto is Hephaestion in Alexander. (Starring a blond CF--abomination...)</p>
<p>ah no! fandoms. happy. </p>
<p>pain. unhappy.</p>
<p>(die 60 sec rule die)</p>
<p>you are one informed person tebro. Thanks for the info on jordan catalano and slashing/cutting! :p</p>
<p>lalala. </p>
<p>I don't know who Catalano is. But I do know the eunuch in "Alexander" is played by a really pretty male ballet dancer.</p>
<p>Jared Leto was the boyfriend in Girl, Interrupted and the main character in Requiem For a Dream (awesome, awesome movie). I seriously think he is the most attractive man alive and if I ever saw him in person, I think I might jump him while screaming "take me, take me!"</p>
<p>Ahem. Right.</p>
<p>that would be my exact reaction to the studdly viggo mortensen (lotr trilogy, g.i. jane, more that I don't feel like listing)</p>
<p>I'd stare and say "would you please say 'your father smelt of elderberries' and 'bugger off'" to either Alan Rickman, Colin Firth or Jason Isaacs. </p>
<p>It's the British accent, I swear.</p>