Confessions

<p>man I wanted the 100th post! darn you tebro!</p>

<p>Haha, LOTR has its own fair share of studs, aka Orlando Bloom, that Rojan guy who's the blond girl's brother (always forgetting his name), etc. So much hotness in one movie, it almost beats Pirates *Orlando AND Johnny Depp (orgamsm) haha, jk</p>

<p>viggo and orlando, now that's when the orgasms start jk jk just me being weird like usuaul</p>

<p>phht celebrian! </p>

<p>"blond girl's brother" is Eomer. the elves alone are so v. pretty. not to mention Frodo's gorgeous eyes. </p>

<p>of course, being the Tolkien snob that I am, I haven't watched any of the movies.</p>

<p>ahhhhhhhhhhhh <em>hits tebro with stick</em> best movies ever! my name is the daughter of galadriel! I am a lord of the rings freak! and viggo is by far the sexiest thing on 1, 2, 3, or 4 legs</p>

<p>Depp is exceedingly beautiful. v. nice cheekbones. I personally like his looks a lot more than pretty-boy Orlando.</p>

<p>did i mention how i HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE orlando bloom?</p>

<p>that would be confession #128.</p>

<p>(viggo with four legs? oooh...)</p>

<p>wah! but they're not purists!</p>

<p>Maybe if Orlando was in eyeshadow...nah. </p>

<p>Orlando is pretty, but Johnny has the je ne sais quoi.</p>

<p>viggo would be sexy as a space alien! he's my man! rock on lotr!</p>

<p>celebrian: don't take arwen's man!</p>

<p>this thread has completely degenerated. yay!</p>

<p>mr. depp in my book commands more presence and star power because as dashing as mr. mortensen is (and he is so!) i ultimately have more forgiveness for mr. depp's movies. for example, g.i. jane to me was humorless and dead and even mr. viggo's presence (by god, even with short shorts and a bushy mustache, that man is still smouldering) could not salvage it. on the other hand edward scissorhands with it's plotholes galore, potc with it's awful orlando, and even crybaby were endearing. and now it is time to salivate over trailers of charlie and the chocolate factory watched over and over again. </p>

<p>lol, typing these things are funnnn but i seriously feel like my iq's just dropped twenty points. oh no, i cant spare that much... ;_;</p>

<p>Orlando is like a golden lab puppy. except one that has the ability to make you want to rip off your clothes and scream embarassing things. pretty and very cute. </p>

<p>but kinda dumb. </p>

<p>Johnny is a cat. maybe sometimes a ragged alley cat. but always with that sinuous grace and wicked eyes and dear god, that goatee looks so good on him...</p>

<p>Johnny Depp is so incredibly hot</p>

<p>I am so *<strong><em>ed off every single stupid person at my school. Stupid lazy people are *</em></strong>ing me off!!!!!!!!!!!! What have I done wrong????? I cannot take it anymore!!!! :mad: I need someone to talk to. OMG, I cannot understand this world enough. <em>sigh</em> >_<</p>

<p>vent. thats what we are here for</p>

<p>exactly. couldn't have said it better.</p>

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<li><p>these stupid teachers made me clean up someone's stupid milk at lunch, and it wasn't even mine!!! i was like "I'm gonna be late for class!!!!" and they're like "oh, you'll be fine" it's not getting in trouble from being late that I'm worried about--it's missing the class work. i don't care about getting in trouble. i do NOT go to school to clean up garbage. i cleaned MY trash up--why is it my responsibility to clean up someone else's milk?? **** those people!!!!!! i'm soo *ed off</p></li>
<li><p>my best friend follows me like my shadow. she knows absolutely nothing about anything. music?? nope. nothing!!! she is a paranoid freak. i am soo sick of her. she is so insane that the history teacher made her see the counselor. </p></li>
<li><p>so today, i was talking to my ex-boyfriend because i still like him. right? we were like huddled up in the corner at the gym talking about stuff. then this crazy wannabe punkette in my class jumps on him and go "hi!!!" and HUGS him. and i was RIGHT there. she liked him last year, but they never did anything so i guess she wanted revenge and stuff. biotch</p></li>
<li><p>i am *
ed off at this world</p></li>
<li><p>just everything is not going to well. i'd hav to make a list that would be like 8 miles or something. my schoolwork is the only thing that's going fine, but i'm talking about my social life and just plain life!!!!!!</p></li>
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<p>please help me. i have ISSUES. i never thought i would ever say that about myself. but it's true. there. :mad:</p>

<p>UGH I feel your pain. I have more confessions too!!!</p>

<p>I am sick of everyone I know...and I am sick of "friends" aka people who are completely fake *******s who only use you when it's convenient for them.
I wish I would have graduated last year.
I think I am smarter than 99% of the people inhabiting my school, including teachers.
I don't want to come back and visit on breaks next yeat. </p>

<p>hmm there are many many more but I am quite lazy.</p>

<p>how wants to help me eat a pie in less than 30 seconds? :eek:</p>