<p>hahaha this f****** guy is unbelievable. Somebody get him a therapist.</p>
<p>Uhm… Birdies?</p>
<p>Sometimes when your doctor gives you medicine it’s best to actually take it…</p>
<p>geez nobody appreciates a good metaphor these days…</p>
<p>if it was a good metaphore, even slightly witty, we’d appreciate it. Birdies? Wing flapping? Lazy metaphores.</p>
<p>A good metaphor, I don’t know. A good indicator this Jeff guy might be an antisocial outcast turned killer locked away in a room plotting his first attack, yes.</p>
<p>You’re all parasites. You feed off of each others’ emotions like insecure leeches, until you’re plump with unjustified reassurance. I’ve got news for you: I’m the leech killer. I stomp on you. I crush you until you’re devoid of all that false hope you’ve so desperately clung to.</p>
<p>I’m preparing you, training you. I’m gonna turn you slobs into soldiers. You need to find your own strength, not rely on others for emotional validation. You’re weak and whiny, but I’m gonna change all that. You need to be strong if you’re gonna fight others at UCLA. It aint a college, it’s a war zone. You think you can just walk on in, but you’re gonna get your head blown clean off. I’m protecting you all, because somewhere within those pathetic, self-doubting souls, I see a stupid version of myself.</p>
<p>Yea okay Travis Bickle, you can stop quoting lines from Taxi Driver now.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Taxi Driver - You Talkin’ me?](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9CkhBb18E]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9CkhBb18E)</p>
<p>jeff, I hear you. if everyone else is going to the next level ignorant and arrogant, that’s fine with me. all I know is that my honors english class at CC consisted of 4 3-page papers over the entire semester. think that’s really preparing for the next level? anyone can get a 4.0 in CC if they give half a **** about their grades. hell, I have a 3.6 over 3 semesters without buying a textbook. I have this funny feeling that won’t reciprocate in upper division courses at UC.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - My favorite Taxi Driver moment](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coRcEudYqko]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coRcEudYqko)</p>
<p>Jeff be trollin’, no one can be this delusional.</p>
<p>“You feed off of each others’ emotions like insecure leeches”</p>
<p>Was not your entire post predicated on a response to what others have posted about you? Who’s feeding off of who here? </p>
<p>“I crush you until you’re devoid of all that false hope you’ve so desperately clung to.”</p>
<p>I’m clinging to the hope that you run out of metaphors</p>
<p>“You think you can just walk on in, but you’re gonna get your head blown clean off.”</p>
<p>A head blown off is anything but clean. </p>
<p>“You’re weak and whiny, but I’m gonna change all that.”</p>
<p>How? By exploiting your self-aggrandizement through metaphor, your predictably soggy, hastily strung together responses to our posts?</p>
<p>Nobody ***** with vintij.</p>
<p>“I’m preparing you, training you. I’m gonna turn you slobs into soldiers.”</p>
<p>“Let’s get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You’re the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a man
out of you”</p>
<p>^much better advice!</p>
<p>I take back the Taxi Driver comment, this Jeff guy is the reincarnation of Daniel Day-Lewis’s character Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood. </p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - There Will Be Blood theatrical trailer](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml2Ae2SIXac]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml2Ae2SIXac)</p>
<p>I don’t post much and when I do it’s about wishing people luck and basic acceptance/rejection thread type material. </p>
<p>But jane, as well as a slew of other people on this forum, have been exceedingly helpful and while I see a certain insecurity in all of us there’s nothing wrong with airing them out with fellow hopefuls waiting in solidarity for important factors of our future lives. So as I’m generally not one to start blasting on forums I’ll just put this out there:</p>
<p>Jeff… I implore you to post again. You’ve got issues, let’s talk. In time we’ll all help make daddy’s hugs come back. </p>
<p>And if not? Then thank you for your opinion and f u c k you very much. </p>
<p>All the Best,
thelongshot</p>
<p>der134ch3l0r is awesome. mulan is awesome.</p>
<p><em>applause</em> @longshot</p>
<p>longshot, I hope that’s a quote from ‘falling down.’ if so, you’re totally awesome</p>