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<p>THE GAME:</p>

<p>[li] I start the story, you continue it. Please no massive paragraphs or novels; just one or two phrases/sentences would suffice. </p>[/li]
<p>If you happen to finish the story, type "The End" and the next person will start a new story. Here we go. . .[/*]</p>

<p>CHAPTER 1: The Garden Gnome.</p>

<p>Once upon a time, I found a garden gnome. . .</p>

<p>At first sight, it seemed inanimate, but suddenly this so called “Gnome” began speaking…</p>

<p>With a british accent</p>

<p>, and in his British accent, he said. . .</p>

<p>“Your land is MY land!”</p>

<p>. I instantly wanted to pick it up and do research on it because</p>

<p>he sure had a hairy beard. Hairy, white beard it was!</p>

<p>The end.</p>

<p>tanchar.</p>

<p>So the gnome knew he must look for his father. . .</p>

<p>Who was the pope…</p>

<p>and had been kidnapped by…</p>

<p>Kesha. 10 char</p>

<p>the Pink Panther.</p>

<p>Can we require that each post be one sentence? Otherwise it’s a little too incongruous…</p>

<p>… , who lived in a far off land called ςєгtคt๏ﻮเค. Kesha the Beast he called her.</p>

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<p>YES. If you want to or need a sentence, that’s fine.</p>

<p>note what I wrote here: </p>

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<p>Kesha was creating a top secret plan called…</p>

<p>Operation Kidnap a Lover. Kesha really needed a luvah, whose name was. . .</p>

<p>Benedict the 16th, who was quite unwilling.</p>

<p>Kesha wondered if Benedict XVI ever got laid. . .</p>

<p>it was found he never did. </p>

<p>The end. </p>

<p>Chapter 2: Mrs. Wiki and Mr. Google fell in love…</p>