<p>The seabears…</p>
<p>Loved to frolic and learn calculus together, because it</p>
<p>Aroused them.</p>
<p>The end</p>
<p>Chapter 3. </p>
<p>The world ended and two humans man and women were left.</p>
<p>Of course, because there was only one man and one woman left on Planet Earth, there was only one thing to do. . .</p>
<p>Unfortunately, he was impotent.</p>
<p>The tragedy was compounded when they discovered that she was terrible at making sandwiches.</p>
<p>But wonderful at making ice cream sandwiches :D</p>
<p>Because of her superb ice cream sandwich-making skills, the guy…</p>
<p>Tossed it her face because, she was a tramp…</p>
<p>. . .and the race of Homo Sapiens Sapiens was in danger of being extinct. Oh boy.</p>
<p>Oh wait,he then proceeded to have “super happy fun time” with her…</p>
<p>However, this was not particularly (re)productive as he was still impotent.</p>
<p>They go to a sperm bank…turkey baster… done…</p>
<p>Because she couldn’t have children, she bought a plastic baby and proceeded to turn crazy.</p>
<p>The end.</p>
<p>One upon a time, a girl name Sarah Marshall felt Superbad, since she…</p>
<p>. . .couldn’t find her pet toad. . .</p>
<p>Who has Browser from Mario… (don’t cite me for spelling, :P)</p>
<p>Bowser and Mario decided to race in Mario Kart. What do they do?</p>
<p>They are just about to begin the long awaited race when suddenly Bowser…</p>
<p>Starts beating the sword against the rock.</p>
<p>As Princess Peach is being raped by Mario and</p>