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<p>out pops the Joker and Mr. Popper’s penguins</p>

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<p>//Omg, I loved that book</p>

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<p>Who were all very obese due to</p>

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<p>living in America. Mr. Poopper’s’ penguins went on a jollyride. . .</p>

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<p>to Madagascar where they met the penguins of Madagascar. When they got there they…</p>

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<p>Were poached by hunters. The End</p>

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<p>Chapter 5: [url=&lt;a href=“http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qBs3VwL-mPM/TOZ7UqOkfzI/AAAAAAAAAXY/snEglexfRCA/s1600/EeyorePiglet02.jpg]Eeyore[/url”&gt;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qBs3VwL-mPM/TOZ7UqOkfzI/AAAAAAAAAXY/snEglexfRCA/s1600/EeyorePiglet02.jpg]Eeyore[/url</a>]</p>

<p>Eeyore was being Eeyore, and Eeyore he always was. </p>

<p>Eeyore lost his tail. He. . .</p>

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<p>Killed himself out of depression…</p>

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<p>And from his ashes and evolved species began, and soon it destroyed the world by its turds</p>

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<p>At which point, the pen was taken from the eight year old boy, who was told to stop writing idiotic stories involving poop.</p>

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<p>The end.</p>

<p>tanchar</p>

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<p>Tanchar was a fat gorilla who</p>

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<p>one day met the beautiful CC goddess, Tsen.</p>

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<p>who graduated from Harvard…</p>

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<p>. . .and liked turtles.</p>

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<p>Scratch that…</p>

<p>LOVED turtles…</p>

<p>a lot…</p>

<p>(…and hard… oh so very hard).</p>

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<p>So he bred a turtle from,</p>

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<p><em>CENSORED</em>… and then gave this turtle to the goddess as a gift.</p>

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<p>The goddess then taught the turtle how to sing…</p>

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<p>and turned his shell silver.</p>