<p>Not realizing that a turtle cannot live with a metal shell.</p>
<p>She replaced it with a golden shell.</p>
<p>The turtle was actually Lady Gaga…</p>
<p>in her latest outfit</p>
<p>So Tanchar and the Goddess exiled Gaga to…</p>
<p>Tanchar was a fat gorilla who one day met the beautiful CC goddess, Tsen. Tsen had graduated from Harvard and liked turtles. Scratch that… she LOVED turtles… a lot… (and hard… oh so very hard). </p>
<p>So Tanchar bred a turtle from [CENSORED] and then gave this turtle to the goddess as a gift. The goddess then taught the turtle how to sing and turned his shell silver, not realizing that a turtle cannot live with a metal shell. She replaced it with a golden shell. The turtle was actually Lady Gaga in her latest outfit. </p>
<p>So Tanchar and the Goddess exiled Gaga to…</p>
<p>. . .the White Castle, the destination of Harold and Kumar as they sought hamburgers. . .</p>
<p>filled with the hair of Rebecca black.</p>
<p>The end</p>
<p>Last Friday night, the world stopped spinning. And everyone broke out to have a major party, until a giant…</p>
<p>. . .bottle of Clos-Roche-Blanche descended from the sky. So everyone broke out to have an even bigger party, until a lousy. . .</p>
<p>Chick named Debbie Downer, poops on everyone parade. In rage the people began a massive up rise…</p>
<p>but before they could do that they all died, because the world stopped spinning, you know.</p>
<p>THE END.</p>
<p>Chapter 7: Winnie the Pooh.</p>
<p>Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck in his jar of HUNNY. Again. </p>
<p>Pooh was not pleased. He. . .</p>
<p>died.
The end. </p>
<p>Chapter 8: It was a dark and stormy night…</p>
<p>When pooh came back to life and went in search for the Garden gnome, kesha the beast, C.Limon, Tanchar the fat gorilla, Debbie downer and they all teamed up after realizing this was the work of the evolved race of eeyores</p>
<p>The evolved race of eeyores began killing humans and using their bodies to create a 15 foot tall woman…</p>
<p>. . .and the 15-foot woman began a new War of the Worlds. Tom Cruise has to go save his family again. -__-</p>
<p>With Tom Cruise finding his family. . .</p>
<p>he came out of the closet…</p>
<p>And admitted to the world he likes cupcakes and anything fruity, especially bananas…</p>
<p>Covered in the semen of orphans.</p>
<p>The end</p>