Cookies

<p>Now, I am sure all of you are wondering what the heck is a thread called "Cookies" doing on this forum?</p>

<p>Wellllllll, for those of you who've been around awhile, you will know that I have offered a batch of cookies to more than one person to cheer them up, or to change the tone of a thread that was turning nasty, or simply because I was charmed by your post.</p>

<p>I am happy to report that the Grand Prize, Best of Class, Best of Show and First Place to receive the very first batch of my famous Peskemom cookies to someone on this forum belongs to.....</p>

<p>( the envelope please )</p>

<p>ZAPHOD!!!</p>

<p>Wanna know why???</p>

<p>Cause he took me up on my offer!</p>

<p>Congratulations to the first truly brave soul on this forum! :-)</p>

<p>You current mids who lurk here...and any and all of you incoming Class of 2010's...... if you pm me, I would be happy to offer you a box of cookies too...especially if you are at USNA now and could use some cookies for the finals push!...and you upcoming plebes...once the school year starts a box will be happily sent your way once you give me your USNA address.</p>

<p>We grown ups on this forum don't get cookies....only the kiddos.</p>

<p>WAIT A BLOOMING MINUTE I know many of you will protest....ZAPHOD isn't a current mid. Don't matter to me one bit .....I like him better than the rest of you, so he doesn't count in my exclusionary rules! :-)</p>

<p>Enjoy, Zaphod
love
peskemom</p>

<p>Wow...congratulations Zaphod. That's truly an outstanding achievement!</p>

<p>Shouldn't we throw some sort of huge (inter)national party to recognize/celebrate this?</p>

<p>I'd like to thank the Cookie Academy for this honor, and.... :o</p>

<p>OMG they have a Cookie Academy? Screw USNA! I'm throwing out my application there and transferring to USCA!</p>

<p>usnso
sounds good to me
I'm the Sup
Zaph's the Dean of Admissions!</p>

<p>Oooooooooo!</p>

<p>I get the "REJECTED" stamp! :D</p>

<p>lol yea now to get revenge on all those little pukes that are actually qualified but you don't want them in USCA...</p>

<p>Excuse me, but it's "PMCA" - PeskeMom Cookie Academy. :D</p>

<p>There goes my appointment to the PMCA...I couldn't even spell the acronym right. :(</p>

<p>Peskemom, this is a wonderful way to end my day, ya know.</p>

<p>This week (with the wonderful exceptions of Mass, Easter, Mass, running, and region track) has been just a downright TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD WEEK (thanks, Judith Viorst)! </p>

<p>I missed a major day of classes. This means I'm behind in...
AP English (didn't get the memo on reading two acts in one night),
H calculus (screwed up a test today),
AP Psychology (didn't get the memo on the tests, must do a research paper this weekend because I'll be dead next weekend), and
H physics (four labs this week, two write ups due, missed a lecture, test next Tuesday).</p>

<p>Of course, it doesn't end there. An old friend is mad at me, I realized what a selfish, ungrateful child I've been, and I'm not feeling like the usual "uberminch" that I like to feel like because I'm basically a jack of all trades and a master of none. Oh, and I barely avoided a flying piece of some car today.</p>

<p>To top it off, and it really does feel like a comic book or some song about having a bad day, I blew my tire and got a flat today! Isn't that just peachy? Not only were they new tires, but it was my fault! I didn't do the 15-point inspection before taking off. I actually avoided a car, for the city has TINY streets here. I'm only going about 15mph. Suddenly, as history will provide truth to, my hubcab fell off (my car has now ONE hubcab). Something happened, I think it was some rocks in the road, and the next thing I hear is a "fssshhhhh." I pulled into the run-down gas station near the school and took a look. Yep. It was bad. I was going to be late for practice. I went down to business of getting out the spare and tools. Thank the Lord of answering my prayers, for a good classmate stopped by to give me a hand. We got the tires changed, and I gave a teammate a call saying I was going to be a little late. Well, I get to the fields in time for practice, thinking they all know what happened (for I'm covered in black soot). The coaches were making fun of me because I'm NEVER late. Halfway through practice, though, they discover that I blew a tire. The teammate had misheard me and thought I said, "I'm tired. I got high. I might be late." Haha! I'm never tired (or never admit it) or high. They all were confused about that too. Although I had shouted at the football/track coach, "No excuse, sir!" when he was harrassing me for being late, he found out about this and accepted it as an "excuse." Well, I had to drive home (about 30-40 miles) at 40-45mph (the coaches all gave me advice about driving slow, careful, and on the backroads). Oh, did I mention that I was also on an empty tank?</p>

<p>However, during the whole car incident, I just had to laugh. I mean, it was like a comic book or something crazy. Things like that just don't happen (until you go through it yourself). A bad day/week can get worse, I guess. Hahaha.</p>

<p>Sorry, ya'll, just had to vent somewhere. I'm done. :)</p>

<p>peskemom- I think you might want to send dictatoranna some cookies on account of her bad week!</p>

<p>Wow that really does suck.</p>

<p>That's almost as bad as being rejected to USMMA, USMA, USNA, USCGA, USAFA, and the local community college...ALL IN THE SAME DAY!</p>

<p>....and no that has not happened to me...not yet at least.</p>

<p>Nah. I just hate driving so much. I waste around 1.25 hours (55-65 miles) driving to school, practice, and home every day. That's a good thing about college---less driving, more time to be on thy feet or in the books.</p>

<p>mmmm yes...in the books :-/</p>

<p>Gotta love college and especially the prestigious military academies.</p>

<p>did someone say cookies? I'm a professional taster!</p>

<p>lol I don't even think you even read any of the posts. You just jumped right into "Cookies". This is actually a forum on the most prestigious school in the entire planet. The cookies are designed to recognize people in this forum (supposedly).</p>

<p>P.S.--I too want a damn cookie! FedEx works for me. Thanks.</p>

<p>LOL. Oh Peskemom... What have you gotten yourself into! You're gonna have to open a cookie factory now. I can see it now. All the Academy parent's will be sent little cards in the mail asking for donations for shipping costs. LOL </p>

<p>Please help a cookie loving deprived Mid/Cadet. Please send $8.10 for a first class priority box for Mrs. Peskemom's cookies. With your help, no Mid or Cadet shall ever have to sneak or hide cookies again.
Thanks for your support!</p>

<p>lol hahhaa</p>

<p>Peskemom...you should open up your own cookie shop and sell them!...I can see it now: ..."a non-profit organization aimed at raising the quality of life of all the low, sleazy plebes that no one actually cares about. All proceeds will go toward their deodorant and brasso."</p>

<p>By the way, if you do it, I'll expect at least 75% of the money since I suggested it!:)</p>

<p>Hmmmm, let's see, cookies for pictures on I-Day. Hmmmmm. I love leverage! And you even have my address!</p>

<p>Love ya, mean it! Have a fantastic day!</p>