<p>I found a cool test i took a year ago, it was created by some Quizzilla character, and it basically suggests which Ivy league school is right for you.</p>
<p>So ..Which Ivy League University is right for YOU? </p>
<p>You can click "Which Ivy League University is right for YOU?" button on the web page below. The page is large and contains many kinds of tests, scroll half a page down the list and you should find it </p>
<p>When you grow up you wanna be...
a republican<br>
a pretentious bastard<br>
a pretentious bahstahd<br>
an Ivy League graduate<br>
a Barista.<br>
a WASP<br>
a WASPier WASP<br>
an urban sophisticate </p>
<p>College is a time to...
Bicker<br>
Smoke Weed<br>
Rush<br>
Commit Suicide<br>
Swill coffee and take prozac.<br>
Umm, eat pizza.<br>
Experiment with plaids.<br>
Be smarter than you. </p>
<p>You deserve to get into a good college because...
God, umm, well, yeah. I don't.<br>
I worked hard in high school.<br>
I came over on the Mayflower.<br>
I cured AIDS. And starred on Broadway.<br>
My Daddy went here.<br>
I smell like teen spirit.<br>
I let my high school college counselor smoke my weed.<br>
I wear pumas like I own the damn company.<br>
In high school you were...
Insanely wealthy.<br>
Inconsequential.<br>
A philosophical fiend.<br>
A trust-fund inspired druggie, but in a good, Salinger way, you know?<br>
Captain of the chess team, but in a good, creative way.<br>
The coolest kid at Andover, basically.<br>
One of the 2300 smartest JAPs in New Jersey.<br>
Voted "Most likely to weat Burberry."<br>
Your favorite beverage is...
coffee<br>
beer<br>
melting snow<br>
a cosmopolitan<br>
the blood of those who are ultimately less than you.<br>
the blood of Harvard students.<br>
why drink when I have a blunt?<br>
a nice, fruity, healthy smoothie. On the rocks.<br>
If you're high, you're high on...
Cannibas.<br>
W to the izzay, E to the izzo, E to the izzay, D to the izzo.<br>
Cocaine<br>
Life<br>
Endorphins<br>
But I thought alcohol was a depressant...<br>
Caffeine<br>
Speed<br>
Your motto is...
Pretend not to work hard, Play harder (or at least tell that to your high school friends)<br>
Work hard, die easy<br>
Work hard in high school, laugh at the unintelligent peons forever after<br>
Work har... ehh, just smoke it, already.<br>
Work hard, workout harder.<br>
Work hard, but not as hard as you would have worked at your safety schools (Swarthmore and U. of Chicago)<br>
Work hard, don't smile.<br>
Ski hard, work between AA meetings.<br>
You can afford an Ivy because...
****. I'm in one of the state schools.<br>
My dad's a doctor or a lawyer or a dentist, and in, like, a successful way<br>
My parents scrimped and saved because I had to come here.<br>
We're New York high society, punkass.<br>
My dad's a president and an oil magnate, in, like, a failure sort of way<br>
My parents are professors here, so there's a discount<br>
God knows, the money's so entrenched...<br>
We're landed gentry.<br>
Just color you...
weedily artsy<br>
bookishly artsy<br>
nerdy<br>
beautifully brilliant<br>
tweedily drunk<br>
jappily drunk<br>
depressed<br>
suicidal</p>
<p>Shoot, I got Cornell university as my result on the third try (just ANSWER every answer choice that contains the word "SUICIDE" in it) , but the cool red and white logo won't show up here!!!</p>
<p>The Ivy League school that is right for me is Cornell. </p>
<p>Cornell......... If only the least impressive Ivy didn't also have to be the HARDEST. You know those Harvard kids are laughing at you as they sip gin and tonics in their finals club and pull off easy A's. There are always the gorges though. And hopping Ithaca. Well, yeah, you have the gorges</p>
<p>lol, it's funny you mention the easy A's... </p>
<p>I know a TA for a _______(I won't disclose any information, for privacy matters) course which students need to take to get their PhDs at Cornell. S/HE has been offered thousands of dollars to pass kids (each semester!!) who had failing averages. S/HE said that some of these kids came up to her to get their final averages and expected an A (these were generally kids from other undergrad Ivies such as Harvard) but recieved an F because S/HE (as with many of the teachers/professors at Cornell) doesn't f*** around. Needless to say, they had toretake PhD classes because of him/her, and S/HE felt good about doing it because of their attitudes and their lack of responsibility.</p>
<p>i remember taking that a couple of years ago...i got cornell, and changed the words.</p>
<p>i also recommend reverse astrology...although i got my sign...aries! (i'm also born in the year of the tiger, so that probably solidified my fire personality...)</p>
<p>cool. this quiz is supposedly just for laughs.
One can easily be a "a pretentious bahstahd " and get HAhVAhD:) But fellow CCer's , if you don't mind. Please post what the results say about you and each school. They are supposed to be pretty funny too.</p>
<p>Here ;s the cornell example </p>
<p>"Cornell......... If only the least impressive Ivy didn't also have to be the HARDEST. You know those Harvard kids are laughing at you as they sip gin and tonics in their finals club and pull off easy A's. There are always the gorges though. And hopping Ithaca. Well, yeah, you have the gorges"</p>
<p>"Please post what the results say about you and each school. They are supposed to be pretty funny too.</p>
<p>Here ;s the cornell example </p>
<p>"Cornell......... If only the least impressive Ivy didn't also have to be the HARDEST. You know those Harvard kids are laughing at you as they sip gin and tonics in their finals club and pull off easy A's. There are always the gorges though. And hopping Ithaca. Well, yeah, you have the gorges"</p>
<p>Let's collect what the quiz results say about ALL eight Ivies, and compare them .</p>
<p>Yale You're second best, and you know it. Still, those riding the crimson wave may be slightly smarter, slightly more prestigious, but you know you're hipper. I mean, you're not hip -- your a nerd, for ****'s sake -- but you're hipper.</p>
<p>"University of Pennsylvania You were a hard-working wannabe cool kid, and now you are at the Ivy Leage equivalent of a rich, suburban high school, and all of the kids used to be too hard-working to be cool, so now you all pretend to be cool together. As long as Daddy keeps sending you money and you keep that coke habit in check, you're degree will mean something someday, even if none of your classes did."</p>
<p>i found dartmouth on my first try, woo</p>
<p>"Dartmouth Does anybody even go to Dartmouth anymore? They must have people applying -- it's still sort of hard to get into -- but nobody has ever met any of these people. They're just swallowed up in the Vermont countryside, where they dissapear into a world of dead poets, lager, and argyle vests."</p>