<p>wow I'm too good at this</p>
<p>"Princeton You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and goddamit, people love you. You are destined for great, great things, little Princetonian. Let there be a never-ending stream of Country-Club-Like institutions in your unmarred future."</p>
<p>score</p>
<p>"Columbia You've worn all black since you were nine and knew, even as a nine year old living in nowheresville that you were a New Yorker at heart. Well, you wont make it in the big city. I'm sorry tike. Still, have fun while it lasts, because the rumor is, most Columbia students don't."</p>
<p>"Harvard You're the best -- you know it, as does everyone else (except for US News and World Report every few years). You might not be hip, you might not be pretty, but you're smart as a whip and you never need to do another impressive thing in your life."</p>
<p>"Brown Don't worry. The real world is not for everyone, and since you can afford to avoid it, why don't you? Smoke a little, draw a little, make a little love, sing a little song... You'll join a fine tradition of Brown graduates who end up finding themselves... forever."</p>
<p>hey thanks spanks , you're spanking good at this school stereotype stuff (i like alliteration)!</p>
<p>when I got princeton the first time i did this a year ago, i forgot what it said except princetonian= country club member. I read a song lyric on cornell website that all the pretty boys go to princeton, while cornell has something like bears, though not as burly as yalies.</p>
<p>cornellians, harvardians, princetonians, columbians, dartmouthians, yalies.</p>
<p>I WONDER what the studs at brown and upenn are called.</p>
<p>brownies and penns? sounds like objects to me:)</p>
<p>Cornell!</p>
<p>None of the answers seem to fit me though. . . .lol. . . .but it's a joke, so it's ok.</p>
<p>Definitely Penn! I got it first time, and then again even when I changed some of my answers. That's just fine with me, 'cuz that's where I'm going. Cool quiz.</p>
<p>The quiz is clever, but it's horribly biased toward Princeton (as a princetonian wrote it). It's still kinda funny though I suppose.</p>
<p>all the waspy answers lead straight to Princeton :p</p>
<p>Harvard
You're the best -- you know it, as does everyone else (except for US News and World Report everyfew years). You might not be hip, you might not be pretty, but you're smart as a whip and you never need to do another impressive thing in your life.</p>
<p>Impressive but I want to go to CORNELL.</p>
<p>i got penn...thats so sad (i wish i had gotten in)</p>
<p>I got Columbia...how depressing is the blurb? -___-..</p>
<p>You've worn all black since you were nine and knew, even as a nine year old living in nowheresville that you were a New Yorker at heart. Well, you wont make it in the big city. I'm sorry tike. Still, have fun while it lasts, because the rumor is, most Columbia students don't.</p>
<p>haha (10 char)</p>
<p>yale......I want BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>I got HaRvArD!!!! YAAAAAY!!! </p>
<p>"You're the best -- you know it, as does everyone else (except for US News and World Report every few years). You might not be hip, you might not be pretty, but you're smart as a whip and you never need to do another impressive thing in your life."</p>
<p>But I am pretty!!!!</p>
<p>yeah but are you hip?</p>
<p>nah, not really. :)</p>
<p>I got Penn, want cornell.
Cornell has the best name for its students-cornellian. Harvardian?
Sounds like you had some mexican food and its on its way out. Just like the school, pompous and pretentious. Columbian - you a drug lord or something? Yalie- just sounds retarded. Princetonian - decent, but dragged out. Penn, Pennian? Brownie, Brownian?</p>
<p>BTW, props to the author of the quiz (though he wont hear this). I love the humor.</p>
<p>I think Harvardian sounds cool... Yalie as well...
Haha brownie.... I'd enjoy being a Brownie though!!!</p>
<p>Did anyone get brown?</p>
<p>I got Cornell :)</p>
<p>And hey...I like hopping Ithaca :-P</p>
<p>Princetonian is DEFINITELY the most attractive phonetically :)</p>
<p>Brown => brunonian :p</p>