<p>Ok reading this whole facebook/myspace/lj/xanga thing is starting to **** me off. As someone who was actually out of elementary school when the whole blog/journal/networking thing took off, I will try to explain it to you kiddies. </p>
<p>First, God created livejournal. And it was good, for whiny emo kids could disclose their deepest darkest secrets, air their dirty laundry, and comfort each other about the harsh realities of high school life. Then normal people began to use livejournal. The funny thing is, people posted as though they thought no one would read it, putting all kinds of stuff out there in the public domain that they normally wouldnt tell anyone. This created a great source of gossip, as, for the first time in the history of mankind, you could actually go online and find out, firsthand, who the captain of the cheerleading squad blew after prom. </p>
<p>Then Satan saw that high school kids loved to type. And he saw that there was money to be made in pop-up ads. So he created Xanga. And, for some reason, despite the fact that xanga was about as technically different from LJ as a camaro was from a firebird, people started actually using it. These people are lame. </p>
<p>Then, a group of students created thefacebook. The knew not what they did, for it caught on like wildfire. Facebook was originally reserved for students at elite universities, before being sullied by its expansion to include state schools, regional schools, and yes, even community colleges. But it was, is, and always will be the original and premier online networking site. Having a proficiency with facebook is an essential college skill. Some of you seemed to imply a dislike of facebook. Shame on you. If you do not embrace facebook, you will be crushed. Without facebook your college existence will be horrible, as you will not be track down people in the same classes as you to copy homework, stalk your hot TA, or figure out the first name of the person who woke up next to you this morning. </p>
<p>But Satan did not sit idly by. No, he knew that nothing ****es high-schoolers off more than the existence of something that they arent allowed access to. And he knew that there were lonely old men sitting in basements who love to prey upon said high schoolers. So Satan searched his hard drive and dug up the old Xanga code from a few years before. After bolting on a pair of training wheels and adding a hell of a lot of plug-ins, myspace was born. And the high schoolers rejoiced.</p>
<p>Point being, all else aside, you cant rip thefacebook. And you have to admit that myspace is a cheap, poor attempt at a ripoff of facebook. Once you get into college, you should seize the opportunity to repent and abandon myspace. That is all.</p>