<p>After reading this thread, a community college student is very pleased to realize that his 100% acceptance community college is no different from the 6% acceptance Stanford. So, he tries to ask God for assurance if this is true. </p>
<p>Student: Is this true to you?</p>
<p>God: Sure, there is no difference as those people said. To me, getting into Stanford is like you getting into your community college, or a million years to you is like a second to me.</p>
<p>Student: Can you help me get into Stanford then?</p>
<p>God: Sure, but you have to give me a second.</p>