<p>It stops snowing because of Global Warming and all of the glaciers melt by 2050 and we're all dead. Thanks. :)</p>
<p>I wish I had chocolate.</p>
<p>You will, but you will eat so much that you will throw up</p>
<p>I wish I don't have so much pointless homework.</p>
<p>You have 56 hours of homework that has a point, per night. </p>
<p>I wish my math take-home test would vanish.</p>
<p>It would vanish, but 56 physics take-home test would appear.</p>
<p>I wish I had a cold diet coke</p>
<p>You get a cold diet coke, but then you realize manatees can't open cans.</p>
<p>I wish I had remembered to bring my math spiral home so I could study for the big quarter test tomorrow.</p>
<p>You remembered to bring it home, but then spent the night at a friend's house and accidently left it at home. </p>
<p>I wish I get an A tomorrow on my test.</p>
<p>You will get an A on a test because your teacher will give you the wrong test. So you will have to take the actual test on Wednesday. </p>
<p>I wish I had some AP review books.</p>
<p>you do, but then you have to study and you're miserable</p>
<p>i wish nobody felt anger ever again</p>
<p>They won't, they will just be depressed</p>
<p>I wish I had a TI 89</p>
<p>You get it, but collegeboard/ act testing and all your classes only allow Ti-84s.</p>
<p>I wish I never made a mistake</p>
<p>you don't, but that's because you never try anything challenging</p>
<p>i wish i had good fashion sense</p>
<p>You do, but you're too preoccupide to use it.</p>
<p>I wish I had good fasion sense.</p>
<p>you do, but my fashion sense is better</p>
<p>i wish i had pizza</p>
<p>You do, but the Domino's guy sneezed in it. </p>
<p>I wish I won a $10,000 shopping spree.</p>
<p>You do, but someone steals the money you've been given to do so.</p>
<p>I wish I wanted to sleep.</p>
<p>You do, but as soon as you finally fall asleep you have nightmares and you wake back up, unable to ever fall asleep agaiN!</p>
<p>I wish I could get into my first choice collegeee.</p>
<p>You get in, but they increase tuition by 400% and dont give u any aid.</p>
<p>I wish I could tell the future</p>
<p>You can tell the future, except you won't have any memory to remember what would happen in the future.</p>
<p>I wish I had some DVDs of House M.D.</p>
<p>You are indeed a genius, and therefore die in the way of many a genius - suicide. </p>
<p>I wish I didn't have to try and sell advertisements for the school paper.</p>
<p>You don't have to sell advertisements for the school paper anymore - you are demoted and have to pick up after journalism class every day. </p>
<p>I wish I had thought of this thread.</p>