<p>u did think of this thread, but since nobody likes u, nobody plays along & it disappears into oblivion.</p>
<p>i wish i had a car so i could actually drive, occasionally.</p>
<p>You get a car, but its not the one you wanted. You drive away from home in rage and cross three state lines. You are abucted by a gang of theives and live out the rest of your life in misery. All b/c u wanted a car. </p>
<p>Oh, yeah, and your dad dies of cancer too.</p>
<p>I wish I weren't already accepted to an Ivy League school</p>
<p>you get a car and can drive but it gets egged in the student parking lot and your parents are so mad they take your car and driving privileges away</p>
<p>I wish that Breck's hockey team would somehow all mysteriously get sick and be unable to play tomorrow night because of mono</p>
<p>You have homosexual relations with the whole hockey team, and they all get mono. However, when you go home that night you mother is visible shaken. Could it be your sexual deviancy? No. You beloved father has just lost his five year battle with cancer.</p>
<p>I wish I weren't already accepted to an Ivy League school</p>
<p>you get caught w. some pot on school property, your Ivy school takes their offer back and your chances of getting in anywhere else are blown you end up going to your local community college and deal. </p>
<p>great life-> take the ivy</p>
<p>i wish i we wouldn't have school on friday -cuz we win state!</p>
<p>You learn how to form a proper sentence, but I still won't know what you're talking about. </p>
<p>I wish I wasn't a be-otch today.</p>
<p>ready2fly: you win state and don't have school, but on the day you miss, your prinicipal announces that everyone in attendance automatically gets a full ride wherever they want to go to college.</p>
<p>em: you aren't a be-otch, but everyone thinks you are despite your best efforts and you end up feeling misunderstood anyway.</p>
<p>I wish there were an awesome movie in theaters this weekend to make the thing we've been planning for months more worthwhile. (btw, you can pm me if there's anything worth watching...I've heard Watchmen isn't very good)</p>
<p>You go to the movies, but b/c you do, your dad dies of cancer.</p>
<p>There is an awesome movie, and you go see it, but as you're watching the movie, the theater burns down, killing you and all your friends.</p>
<p>I wish I could graduate tomorrow.</p>
<p>You go to your graduation ceremony, but a gas pipe which, oddly enough, is carrying Zyklon B begins leaking at your school.</p>
<p>I wish I could spit a cherry pit forty feet.</p>
<p>You do, but the pit hits an angry, hungry wolf in the head. The wolf then hunts you down and eats you in gory fashion.</p>
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granted, but you have to pick it back up and swallow it afterwards each time</p>
<p>i wish [name] would stop acting like a jekyll/hyde person so i'd know how to feel about him</p>
<p>[name] stops acting jekyll/hydish but starts acting like a paranoid schizophrenic who is also obsessed with you.</p>
<p>I wish I could control time with no ill consequences =P</p>
<p>granted, but only in your mentally-ill mind</p>
<p>i wish i had no hw</p>
<p>You have no homework, but all your friends do, so you have no one to spend your new free time with.</p>
<p>I wish I knew what I want to do with my college/career/life so that I could fill out half the scholarships I find.</p>
<p>^ You do, but it's suicide</p>
<p>I wish I could slow down time a bit</p>
<p>You slow down time but your Dad still dies of cancer.</p>
<p>I wish bananas were vegetables</p>
<p>they are, and now taste bad too</p>
<p>i wish my exam wasn't tomorrow</p>
<p>it's not, it was yesterday...and you missed it</p>
<p>i wish life was better</p>