<p>1) your moustache grows, but people mistake you for adolf hitler</p>
<p>2) i get a boyfriend, but he's alex and/or suicidal</p>
<p>i wish everyone knew how to add fractions</p>
<p>We have world peace because the world is ruled by a cruel dictator that's so strong no one bothers to rebel.</p>
<p>edit: WHY DOES THIS THREAD MOVE SO FAST.</p>
<p>You get a C, but then fail all of your other assignments and get rescinded from MIT.</p>
<p>:(</p>
<p>EDIT: ZOMG YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST LOL. Fail post. Instead: everyone would learn, and then your amazing math skills would be considered sub-par.</p>
<p>I wish I had a cat.</p>
<p>fizix gets one, but it's a pregnant man</p>
<p>I wish I had something better to do than this</p>
<p>You do, but it's a dead body.</p>
<p>I wish I had more money</p>
<p>Okay originally it was this:
You do have something better to do: escaping your house, it's on fire.</p>
<p>You have other things to do, but they entail responsibilities. Eek!</p>
<p>I wish I could see posts in this thread updated in real time.</p>
<p>you do, but then this thread doesn't move as fast and we all blame you</p>
<p>i wish i was a little bit taller</p>
<p>You grow, but then you can't stop growing and turn into a giant.</p>
<p>I wish I had thicker hair.</p>
<p>you do, but now people mistake you for a gorilla
I wish I was taller and skinnier</p>
<p>edit: omg why is this thread moving so fast... guys it's saturday night... go out and party</p>
<p>Gah mcb! You become anorexic.</p>
<p>I wish I had thicker hair.</p>
<p>Your hair becomes snakes.</p>
<p>I wish for the corrupters to go away!</p>
<p>They do, but NAMBLA replaces them</p>
<p>I wish I had a hamburger</p>
<p>You're anorexic
edit: lol all posted same thing at same time</p>
<p>I wish I could fly</p>
<p>lmao i was going to make the exact same corruption as the last three people on this page, damn you 60-second rule :p</p>
<p>you could, but now you're a bird and you hit a powerline and die</p>
<p>i wish i could be pretty</p>
<p>You become pretty, but only by your standards. Everyone else finds you ugly :(</p>
<p>I wish I could become invisible.</p>
<p>You become invisible, but only by your standards. Everyone else sees you. :(</p>
<p>I wish I spoke French.</p>
<p>You get stuck invisible. Forever.
You speak French with such a terrible accent no one understands you </p>
<p>I wish I had clones to do my hw with me</p>
<p>^ you do, but they stage a coup, kill you, and take your place</p>
<p>I wish I was immortal</p>