<p>Lmao, touche! But how many standards to invisible are there...</p>
<p>You grow to be a zillion years old and your bones crumble to dust but you still can't die :(
...I have such an active imagination.</p>
<p>I wish I was really rich.</p>
<p>Eventually every person, animal, and plant dies. You get extremely hungry and lonely, BUT YOU NEVER DIE.</p>
<p>I wish I was mortal.</p>
<p>You mom hits you on the head with a pan in anger, assuming you won't die, and you die.</p>
<p>I wish I had 1 million more dollars :) I'm not too greedy</p>
<p>^ you do but it's monopoly money</p>
<p>I wish I had a better bf</p>
<p>@Keshira: Due to hyperinflation, your mil is useless.
@mcb52: Your new bf is me.</p>
<p>I wish I knew what to wish for.</p>
<p>You get one, but he's just so good that you end up feeling bad about yourself every day of your life.</p>
<p>I wish my bf weren't so far away.</p>
<p>^ now he's always conjoined to you</p>
<p>I wish I never needed to use the bathroom</p>
<p>The excrement builds up in you. So you gain a thousand pounds.</p>
<p>I wish I had a really nice car.</p>
<p>You do! It's stolen. You go to jail.</p>
<p>You had a really nice car, but you don't anymore.</p>
<p>I wish the dishes washed themselves.</p>
<p>They can wash themselves because they are DEMONIC DISHES OF DOOM. </p>
<p>They kidnap you for their demonic purposes. </p>
<p>I wish I could run the mile in under 7 minutes</p>
<p>You can run it in 1 second, but you can't stop running. FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE.</p>
<p>I wish I could have a really gorgeous prom dress.</p>
<p>You do but it's 2 sizes too small! </p>
<p>I wish I win every single competition I enter in the next 3 years</p>
<p>You get a great dress, but your prom is cancelled.</p>
<p>I wish I didn't have any homework to do this weekend.</p>
<p>
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I wish I win every single competition I enter in the next 3 years
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You do, but you lose the ability to feel happy about winning.</p>
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I wish I didn't have any homework to do this weekend.
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Granted, but only because you don't have weekends anymore.</p>
<p>I wish YOU were more happy
You being whoever reads this</p>
<p>responding to both</p>
<p>you do, but all record of your wins are lost, leading you into a whole life of depression
you don't, but you get a huge project due next monday, ruining your next weekend completely. </p>
<p>I wish fangirls of korean boy bands could realize that the bands are dolls with no talent</p>
<p>They do, and then they all kill themselves, resulting in a mass increase in suicide rate.</p>
<p>I wish I had a macbook.</p>
<p>Wish granted, but when you have a paper due, it crashes.</p>
<p>I wish I had a bf!</p>
<p>you do, but now you're lesbian</p>
<p>I wish guys would all wear dresses for a day</p>