<p>ur pen works but you dont have any paper to write on so it doesnt matter.</p>
<p>I wish i was going out with the girl i like.</p>
<p>Your dad dies of cancer.</p>
<p>I wish the person above me would die as well.</p>
<p>they die, but had they not, they would have become your soulmate</p>
<p>I wish I could get off cc, and that it were april 1st.</p>
<p>Your dad dies of an incurable STD b/c he was sleeping around with cheap hookers.</p>
<p>I wish I hadnt already gotten into college so I could stress.</p>
<p>EDIT Is I doing it wrong?</p>
<p>You do, but you get into your last choice college, get depressed, and die.</p>
<p>I wish i could win the Intel Science Talent Search, and go to Harvard.</p>
<p>You win both the ISTS and get inot Harvard, but your father is laid off and you cant afford college, nonetheless a warm meal</p>
<p>I wish I hadnt already gotten into my dream school and I could stress out like you all.</p>
<p>Your dad dies, and all of his wealth goes to your selfish older brother. Therefore you can't attend the school you were accepted into because of finance issues and you have to flip burgers @ burger king to pay for your community college education.</p>
<p>I wish I could have 3 more wishes.</p>
<p>You get your three wishes, but they turn out to be opposite wishes, doing the opposite of what you wished for</p>
<p>i wish i was good at everything</p>
<p>You are good at everything, but you gloat about being good at everything, and nobody likes you anymore. Not even your dog.</p>
<p>I wish I didn't have a headache this one weekend of the year I don't have homework...</p>
<p>You don't have a headache this weekend but you do every day until you die.</p>
<p>I wish I understood my math and got a 100% on my teast tomorrow so I could rub my teachers face in it.</p>
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<p>I wish I could have 3 more wishes.
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<p>Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1</p>
<p>You need to earn those 3 extra wishes. Son, I am disappoint.</p>
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1</p>
<p>You need to earn those 3 extra wishes. Son, I am disappoint.
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<p>Ok.. last time I checked, you weren't my daddy.
Don't think you're doing something.. lol seems we share join months?</p>
<p>I wish nobromo would realize that "I am disappoint." is poor grammar.</p>
<p>He realizes it, but continues to use this poor grammer to bug you.</p>
<p>I wish I knew more about the 504 plans.</p>
<p>you do, but realize that your disability isn't protected under it. </p>
<p>I wish I would do my homework.</p>
<p>You do it but get F's on all of it and fail each course.</p>
<p>I wish I knew more about the 504 plans and I was covered under them in entirety.</p>
<p>you do, but then you're disabled and it sucks</p>
<p>i wish this wish could be corrupted</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>I wish Pokemon were real.</p>
<p>they are and then they turn around and eat you</p>
<p>i wish all crazy people were cured</p>
<p>They're all cured, but they've already corrupted you and you become incurrable so everyone else seems crazy to you since they're normal and you die from mass confusion.</p>
<p>I wish I could get this stupid math done.</p>
<p>some of u arent doing this right. The corruption must be related to the granted wish. I wished to go out with a girl i like and the guys response was " ur dad dies". IT HAS TO BE RELATED TO THE ORIGINAL WISH. otherwise it pointless.</p>